warning :: This roleplay is an original creation of Kylee Oliver. Since you were nosy enough to open this roleplay and read it, you should be prepared to see swearing, excessive ass kicking, and an abundance of sexual situations. If these sort of actions are unacceptable to you, then I implore you to please leave this roleplay. Because, I refuse to hear any whining or bitching later on. Thank you. dear diary :: __xxWhere's Ashton?...Cause I must be getting punk'd. the record :: 00/00/00 the accomplishments :: EGWF's first Womens Intercontential (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's Womens Tag Team Champion (1x) (never defeated),EGWF's second Undisputed Womens Champion, TWA Womens Champion (1x),Former EGWF Smackdown GM,Former RAW GM of wwe,Former Smackdown GM for XHW, XHW Hardcore Champion (1x), Wxe Womens Champion (1x) out of character :: shiiiiitt, where's that Maury girl when ya need her? __xx Oh my fucking god. You must be joking, like seriously why the hell would anyone be stupid enough to re-do such a horrible movie as The Blair Witch Project? I mean, SAW was okay...but even then, what fucked up person thinks that they can re-create that shit. Perhaps someone needs what we people like to call a reality check? Because shit like that doesn't go down here in the real world, the Jigsaw murderers were definitely a creation from Hollywood...but perhaps she found out that her opponent, Kylee Oliver had killed a man back in her days, and wanted to look as equally bad ass. Actually, the more that I think about it...that's probably the case. Tier Rivers wanted to "torture" people in order for Kylee to think that instead of her facing some blonde, bimbo stripper, that she is actually fighting a serial killer of some kind. Ha, well guess what bitch? Kylee doesn't buy that shit...not for one minute. Now, new gimmick, please? Thanks in advance sweetheart, because the "psycho" look doesn't work for you at all...your too dumb for that to be taken seriously. But if you really think that you can be a psycho...then maybe Kylee will do a little "role play switch up" of her own.... __xx The scene opens up showing Kylee Oliver sitting on the edge of her coffee table with a cigarette in one hand and a Heineken beer in the other. She is looking up at the monitor with a huge grin on her face, the main reason because at this moment Tier Rivers is on her screen breaking a woman's feet, all just to get her to say that Tier will be winning against Kylee on Oasis. Now this is some fucking entertainment. Kylee laughs to herself as she takes another drink from her beer, who knows how long she had been drinking...but judging by her mood, the alcohol induced craziness was starting to seep it's way through the cracks of Kylee's usual stone cold personality. Kylee sets the beer down and now takes a hit of her cigarette, and as she starts to exhale, a knock can be heard at her door. She doesn't even glance over in that direction, too transfixed on the colorful scene of bullshit in front of her as she yells for the person to come in. The door opens a moment later, and there we see Lexi Sheckler standing in the door way. The expression on her face goes from mellow to 'what the fuck?' in just nano seconds. Kylee at this very moment is curled over laughing her ass off, and for those of you that don't know Kylee, this isn't typical behaviour for her. Lexi walks over to Kylee a bit cautiously, as she gives her a look of concern. Lexi Sheckler:: Kylee, are you okay?....What the hell is so funny? __xx Kylee lifts her head up to look Lexi in the eye, only for their to be tears in her own. Not from sadness, but from laughing so damn hard. Lexi looks now more confused as ever as Kylee tries to contain herself for a moment to speak. Kylee Oliver:: Lexi...have you...seen...this fucking bull shit?! __xx Kylee stiffles more giggles as she points up to the monitor with her free hand. Lexi follows Kylee's gaze and her eyes widen suddenly as she sees Tier Rivers....but not just Tier Rivers is on the screen. No, now there's some other chick with slash marks reaching from her wrists to her elbows. Kylee laughs as the scene progresses only for Tier to accuse the woman of slitting her wrists in an attempt to be like Kylee, who now apparantly slits her wrists. Kylee, still laughing tries to take another drag off of her cigarette when Tier suddenly drops the helpless bitch to the floor, sending Kylee into another spazm of laughter. Lexi Sheckler:: What the fuck?! Seriously, this is just damn pathetic...Kylee do me a favour and please kick her barbie wanabe ass on Oasis. If I could, I'd help you do it just to make sure that she comes out of the ring so badly injured that she couldn't possibly ever embarass herself like this again. __xx Kylee, still laughing, wipes away her tears as she sits up straight and takes a deep breathe to relax and calm herself. Never has she seen shit as stupid as this, and boy was it making her night, in fact she might just record this shit, for future laughs whenever she was pissed off. Kylee looks back up at the monitor, now seeing Tier babbling about how the title is hers, sick of Kylee being the baddest bitch, and blah blah blah. You know, the usual trash talk that sluts like her give out right before they get their asses beat? Kylee Oliver:: Oh my god, Lexi...where the fuck is Ashton Kutcher, because I must be getting Punk'd right now. I mean, surely the bitch can't be this dumb...can she? __xx Kylee's somewhat rhetorical question is answered when she glances back at the monitor to see   Kylee Oliver:: Awww....it's so cute when boys still think its hardcore to pretend that they are man whores. *she smirks* Aside the fact that I highly doubt he's even slept with someone, other than like his sister or some shit....no one cares to hear about someone's sex life. Like I care about how many STD's you carry? Puhlease, all I wana know is how much pain you can tolerate. *she smiles* __xx Kylee leans back against the wall and folds her arms across her chest as she listens to Ryan accept the challenge. ...wait he accepted? Seriously? He is actually willing to die in the hands of Lexi Sheckler? Oh well, everyone one has gotta go out sooner or later, why not make it memorable, right? That poor soul probably has no fucking clue what he's in for, and I stil say this after Lexi took time out to explain the match to him, because by the looks of his response, everything she said went in one ear and out the other, which means that he is so beyond dead once this match rolls around. Kylee takes another sip of her water when she sees something moving in her peripheral vision. She moves the water bottle down and then smirks as she sees Lexi Sheckler moving towards her. She has a grin on her face as the distance closes in on between her and Kylee. Kylee Oliver:: Well, well, well if it isn't Miss Lexi Sheckler. *she smiles* I just saw your open challenge, and let me tell ya, you got your work cut out for you. I mean, between Alexa and Ryan....your career might by finished. __xx The sarcasm is dripping off of Kylee's every word, and Lexi knows this. She smiles back devishly as she sits down on a crate opposite of Kylee. 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