It'd be easy to pick on Jerry
for, oh, talking like he's got egg yolk stuck in his esophagus, or, say, having just two fashion statements (1. tank top tucked into grandpa jeans; 2. tank top tucked into grandpa jean-shorts). Too
No, it's much more satisfying to rip on the 75-year-old "Big Brother" contestant simply for being a whiny little bee-yotch.
What'd he holler at Libra
during the epic post-eviction shout-fest? "Screw you people!!" ... ? "Out the door!!! You're goin' home!!!" ... ? "I'm glad you're going home. Dummy." ... ? Whoa, Whoa, Whoooaa
. Do I sense a little bit of pent-up frustation there? Is somebody getting picked on a lot down at the Elks Lodge?
Seriously, Jerry -- the war's over. Has been for more than a half a century. So stop picking fights with people, for crying out loud. Act your freakin' age. Heck, act half
And while you're at it, stop acting like your 75-year-old feces don't reek. So what
if Dan took off his cross before voting to evict Jessie
? Aren't you the guy who, a month ago, made a point to take off all your Marines garb because you didn't want to bring shame to the armed forces when you helped drive the knife into Brian's
No, Dan's not a model Catholic schoolteacher. (A model Catholic schoolteacher probably wouldn't come on this show to begin with.) But really, you think Dan should burn in Hell
for casting that swing vote? Uh, OK, sure -- and what should we hope happens to you for the Brian thing? Death by military firing squad?
Come on, man. It's a stinkin' reality TV show. Dan lied. It was one of thousands of lies being told inside that house per day, and it wasn't even that awful a lie ... AND
America told him to do it! So, Jerry, I say to you this: Screw you! Dummy!
Am I right, or am I right, guys?