Daniele - will attempt to cohost some second-rate VH1 reality based show, fail miserably, and become arm candy to a string of B-list Hollywood wanna-bes.

 

Dick - will be approached by Tommy Lee to participate in the third Rock Star program; the offer will be withdrawn when Tommy discovers Dick is exponentially more popular than he ever was. A fight will ensue and Kid Rock will come to the rescue.

 

Zach - will get a job at a second-rate amusement park portraying the Shrek character (hired because they wouldn't need to invest in a full costume) and will end up on the Smoking Gun from being charged with causing mass public narcolepsy which leads to numerous park accidents.

 

Jameka - will be offered a position stumping for Jesse Jackson in his next attempt for the presidency, but will turn it down after she converts to Islam.

 

Eric - will be one of the first participants of a new reality show, Nerd Herders, yet another dating show specifically for reality show rejects, because he will find himself all alone after Jessica realizes that he lied throughout the competition.

 

Jessica - after discovering the extent of Eric's lies, the unforgiving Jessica jumps on the anti-Semite bandwagon with Amber.

 

Amber - pressed to s**t or get off the pot, she shaves her head and becomes leader of the San Bernardino chapter of the Nazi Skinhead movement; she supplements her income by modeling bathing suits for Pear Shape magazine.

 

Jen - will start her own fashion line specializing in spandex clothing you "cut to fit"; no photos please.

 

Dustin - having discovered how much America hates him for being the bitch that he is, becomes an alcoholic and starts turning tricks in downtown Cleveland.

 

Kail - returns to her village and discovers she is no longer queen; is reduced to slinging hash at a nearby truck stop.

 

Nick - will date Daniele for all of 3 days before she dumps him for a producer on her new show; devastated, he shaves his entire body and joins a monestary in Tibet.

 

Mike - will do round after round of tabloid talk shows desperately trying to get people to remember him.

 

Joe - will hook up with an Internet friend who's verbally abusive; he gains 300 lbs and his giant man-boobs finally help to diminish the size of his enormous nipples.

 

Carol - who?