|From: LitaBonita (Original Message)||Sent: 4/16/2008 8:19 PM|
"Yew know wut? Every once in a while I like to blend in with a pile of pillows. KNOW THAT!!"
"Hey bro, I totally made a bro-mess with this orange."
"Sharon, I knew it would be a nighttime veto! My preemies were right! I told myself it was gonna happen either during the day or during the night. I knew it!"
"Yew know wut, CBS? Yew don't owe me a daytime veto, but ya kinda dew!"
"Hey bro, you mind if I spit into this protein powder?"
"Yew know wut? Natalie's a frickin puzzle genius! If none of us win this veto, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!!"
"IIIIII think I'll win because you can't spell 'Natalie' without an 'i' and an 'n.' And the 'w' gets turned upside down to be the 'm' in 'me.' So who's gonna win? Me, Natalie!"
"Julie, is this Hollywood Squares? Where's Whoopi?"
The FUR-RRIEND in the upper right hand corner has a very modern hairstyle. And yet, it's a bit troublesome...
This is actually a layout from Mom Jeans Quarterly
"I'm so mesmerized by Jen's beauty, and I'm not just saying that because I suddenly realized I haven't pined for her at all over the past eight weeks."
"Yew know wut? I'm not afraid of technology, even though I'm FORTY FIVE YEARS OLD! KNOW THAT!!!"
"Look at all my BEEEBIEES!!! BEEP BOOP BEEEP BEEP BEEP!!! Ugh, and there's Jacob on the side. GOOOOOD LORD!!!"
"Yew know wut? Dick's body just did it for me. The flabby torso, the ill-fitting jeans, the '80s shirt, the mild hunchback. It just has to be. HAS TO BE!!!"
"Yew know wut, remowte controwl? Yew don't owe me to change channels quicker, but ya kinda dew!"
"Yew know wut? The winner of the golden power of veto is Adam. KNOW THAT!!!!"
"Yew know wut? Sometimes I put my hair in a nice and simple ponytail. Otherwise it all gets too confiscated."
"Baller, I think I'm gonna run out of Jesus tape."
"Yew know wut? I just turned forty-six... AND YOU KNEW THAT!!"
"Yew know wut? Yew don't owe me a larger cake, but ya kinda dew!"
"Thank yew. (sniff sniff) THANK YEW!!!"
"Yew know wut? My mom's favorite show is Big Brother. I didn't KNOW THAT!"
"Wow, bro. I feel so bro right now."
"Yew know wut? If yew tew split the votes, I would die. Die inside. DIE!!"
"I wanted my hair to be red, but Jesus wanted it to be blonde â€?so we split and did both!"
"Adam, I just want to say beep boop beep."
"And to you, Sharon, I'd like to say, gabba gabba gabba."
"Yew know wut? If yew people don't start speakin' some frickin English in here, I'm gonna die. Die inside. DIE!!!"
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HAHA - these crack me up, too. That stuff with Sheila....man, that's just so dead-on.
This gave me a near spit-take: "Wow, bro. I feel so bro right now."
(Totally going over my head = "beep boop beep...") ???