or maybe it was the Lord or space aliens firing up a Porsche 993 Turbo, the last of the truly hardcore, air-cooled Porsches. God look how wide it is, what a great ass really. And that large fixed whale tale....my my my. You know I've always thought that if UFOs are really space aliens of some high order and superior technology, that they'd probably still want a Porsche 911 Turbo even though their UFOs are so awesome. Like for wherever it is they normally live when they're not punking humans (precluding the whole theory that they are among us), I'm sure they'd love to have a nice Porsche to zip around in. Like, how rad would it be to finally find and contact other intelligent life in our universe only to find out that they have boosted some of our better gear, like hot cars.
That'd be the ultimate selling point and ad any company could ever have.
PORSCHE. Even UFO-making space aliens want one.