I have no idea what it's like to have any investments, lol. I think I had a 401k with a previous employer that I cashed out when I left the job (I think it's bullshit to have 401k's tied to a particular employer - it's not like anyone gets to keep the same job for life). I think I have some mutual fund somewhere, but...lol, not like I have anyone to leave money to, so I figure I should just enjoy life.