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| | From: drew b (Original Message) | Sent: 7/20/2004 8:17 PM |
George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed and dreams he sees George Washington standing beside him.
Bush asks him, "George, what can I do to help my country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did", Washington advises, then fades away.
The next night Bush dreams again. This time he sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
Bush calls out to him, "Tom, please! What do you advise I do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution as I did," Jefferson replies and dims from sight.
The third night Bush dreams, yet again, and sees the ghost of F.D.R. hovering over his bed.
"Franklin, please tell me, what can I do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," F.D.R. replies, as he slowly fades from sight.
The fourth night , Bush sees the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what can I do right now to help the country," .
Abe replies, "Go see a play."
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HAHAHAHHAHA thats friken hilarious |
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HAHAHAHHAH!! have to admit that was pretty funny... |
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quick on the trigger, there, finnie |
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