I was taking my cousin's two year old son to the bathroom (his mommy was feeding his sister) and he goes in my bathroom pees... then starts yelling I need help I need help...
So I go in and ask what he needs help with... he wants me to help pull up his pants but before I start that he grabs himself and gives it a shake...
"It a wiener... my mammaw calls it a wiener... it's a wiener Jennifer."
I had a good laugh!