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| | | From: Ridley (Original Message) | Sent: 2/5/2008 3:30 PM |
| Okay this is a game called Murphy's Wishes. It is based on Murphy's Law. You know the one that says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Here's how you play: The first person makes a wish and the next person ruins the wish for the first person. Ex. 1st: I wish I had a muffin. 2nd: You get your muffin but you drop it on the floor. My wish: I wish I was 7 ft tall. Next: Woosh you're 7 ft tall. The view is great but none of your clothes fit so you have to go buy some clothes while naked. You get arrested for indecent exposure. You don't fit in the jail cell because you are so tall. My wish: I wish for world peace. Ready to play? Okay I'll start. I wish I had the world's biggest Peanut Butter Sandwich. | |
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You write an amazing book! Your use of sentence structure is like nothing ever seen before! EvThe literary critics bow to your mastery! Your book is translated into every known language in the world. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE is reading it.
Unfortunately, everyone is SO wrapped up in your book that nothing else is being done! No buses. No subway trains. No farming. No marketing. No telecommunications. No peanuts (which, obviously, means no PB!!!) No clothing.
No nothing.
You sit in a dark room with no electricity, no heat, no TV, no radio, no food, nothing to wear...
And you think...
...did it REALLY have to be longer than 'War & Peace' ??? |
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| | | From: Disisme | Sent: 2/11/2008 3:03 PM |
I wish I knew what Athos wish is.lol! |
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You are suddenly struck by an incredible insight into Athos' most deepest and darkest wishes and desires.
Unfortunately, the knowledge is so fundamentally base and twisted that you are instantly driven mad by the sheer horror of it all...
I wish my father could see me now |
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Athos, I do not know you well enough to do this one. I pass. |
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Luke
The only thing you need to know is that I have a sense of humor about everything. If it was painful, I wouldn't post it, so don't worry.
Its all about getting a laugh, so have at! ;-) |
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| | | From: Ridley | Sent: 2/13/2008 2:10 PM |
Well perhaps you should have remembered that you made that wish Bro... Yeah you're Father can see you now but does he want to... I mean Bro... do you really want your Father to see you doing what you're doing now? I mean... I know I don't EVER want to see my kids doing that EVER EVER EVER... it's just too embarassing to share with the group... but I will tell them it involves soap and SheHobitzes... How CAN they... ummm nevermind...*Rid blushes 3 shades of red* Boy am I glad I didn't make that wish!!!!! I wish I could have one day to myself to do whatever I want. |
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Well Ridley, you get that day to yourself - and after the seven dwarves arrive, you start right in indulging yourself with all those things you always wanted to do...
...never realizing your webcam got turned on somehow (hobitzes? mmmmm...could be) and all your *ahem* shenanigans are broadcast over the internet. Coincidentally, your family and friends just happen to be surfing the web for dwarf sites that day (why? They're YOUR family - how should we know??) and they see the whole thing.
A few minutes after the seven dwrves leave with big satisfied grins on their faces (even Grumpy is smiling!) your phone rings...
I wish I could become invisible |
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| | | From: Disisme | Sent: 2/15/2008 5:19 AM |
Poof! your invisible! Unfortunately at this moment you suddenly realize you are standing on the railroad tracks.The sound of the train rumbling towards you leaves you frozen with fear!Theres nothing you can do but go with the moment!Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Like a fart in the wind! I wish I could sing....waaaay better! |
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| | | From: Ridley | Sent: 2/15/2008 4:11 PM |
You can now sing waaaay better. In fact you have a fabulous voice. It's like you have a siren's voice and it works for both men and women. People want you to sing all the time. And you have to be careful what you sing because people do whatever you sing about. You get no peace you just want to be alone. You sing a mournful song about sucide and the whole world kills themself. You are now completely alone... Boy that was a bummer... I wish I hadn't written such a morbid answer to your wish... |
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You didn't write such a depressing reply.
Unfortunately, the Reply you posted was this:
You can sing 'Waaaaay better'! In fact, you sing 'Waaaaaay better' over and over again all day long. People around you begin tearing their hair out. Pretty soon you realize that everywhere you go everyone ducks down adjacent corridors, run screaming and even throw themselves off high ledges and down empty elevator shafts to get away from the relentless repetition!
I wish I knew kung fu! |
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| | | From: Disisme | Sent: 2/17/2008 11:45 PM |
Hahahaha! unfortunatley this wouldn't be that different for me.People run screaming from the room with my singing already! |
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| Dis, dahling, did you forget something? |
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| | | From: Ridley | Sent: 2/20/2008 2:01 PM |
Okay so I'll answer your wish Bro... You know kung fu. You know Karate. You know Aikido. You know Kendo. You know Judo. You know innumberable martial arts words. Now if you only knew how to actually perform any of them... I wish that I had a pool. |
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| | | From: Disisme | Sent: 2/20/2008 2:54 PM |
Ooops! didn't mean to do that, well I guess I'll do Rid's wish then. Poof! You wake in the morning look outside your window and you see you now have this beautiful huge built in backyard pool!You are so excited, you tell your kids to hurry up and get their suits on!Your whole family starts to enjoy this beautiful pool together.Then you hear the phone ring so you get out to answer it,and it's one of your relative's asking to come and swim in your new pool.Then the doorbell rings so you run to the door only to find some of your neighbors at your door asking to come for a refreshing dip in your pool.Now the entire neighborhood is in your backyard pool.There's frisbies flying, dogs running, beachballs, hoola hoops, babies crying phones ringing. People are in your refridgerator, helping themselves to your food.Someone ordered pizza and the delivery boy is holding ten pizzas waiting at the door to be paid.You run through the house pulling your hair and screaming with frustration but nobody hears you.At the end of the day, your hubby finds you sitting on the floor mumbling random words. He calls the men in white coats to take you away. I wish I could have lightning speed. |
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