I try my hardest NOT to carry on too much convos with my toaster... little bugger is a pathalogical liar... unfortunately most pathalogical liars tell people what they want to hear so it is very difficult to convince others that you CAN put a single slice in another slot... and licking coffee pots is definately NOT something I would do... thought by now it was clear that I am NOT that kind of girl!
I also dont feed dust bunnies because you know how randy those little bunnies can be and next thing you know there will be a multitude of them behind and underneath every piece of furnature... o and just in case you may make the same mistake, there is a difference between the Easter bunny and a Dust bunny... a slight error I made last year that I wont soon repeat as Manda and Pokey were definately very not impressed...
But dust bunnies seem to hide when I clean up around here, and keeping our home spic-n-span clean is rather difficult with 11 people living together, so I have a very efficient method that not only cleans our home but also takes care of watering the plastic plants AND keeps the home from drying out in the winter from lack of humidity...
I have offered my home cleaning services to all our neighbours, but I guess they do not care about cleanliness as much as I do because when I show up on the first day with an axe to make the drainage holes in each room they get a bit upset and say I am going to ruin their home... which I would never do because I have a good hose that can make a gentle spray so their knick-knacks dont get knick-knocked over...
I will ask Invisible Tony if he would like to hook up with some SheHobitzes... Tony is rather busy because he is trying to prepare for when the mother ship comes to bring us all away from Earth... he might have time for a few dates though... just between you and me... Tony might be very handsome but you can see right through him so I think a chaperone would be appropriate...
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Was it about the giraffe and the pink bunny slippers... or how the jello stains got on the ceiling fan? Well anyway I have to go... I have some pork chops in the toaster and they are prolly going to pop up any moment now...
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