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What do you call a Blonde after you stick her in the freezer??

A Frosted Flake!

How do you kill a Blonde? Stick a mirror in the bottom of the pool.

What do you call a Brunette in between two Blondes? An interpreter!

Why can't Blondes make coolaide? They can't figure out how to fit Two Quarts of water into that tiny envelope!


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A man was driving home from work one day when he saw a blonde beside her car frantically waving her arms. He stopped to see if she was in some kind of trouble. When he approached the woman she pointed out towards a field and said "Do you believe what she's doing??"

Looking in the direction she indicated, he noticed another blonde woman sitting in a row boat in the middle of the grassy field rowing for all she was worth.

Speechless with surprise, the man looked back at the first blonde. "Its women like her that give blondes a bad reputation," she hissed at him "and if I could swim, I'd go out there and give her a piece of my mind!"

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
              You have to hollow out the head.

Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
              They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
              It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
              They drowned in Spring Training

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
              To see what was on the other side.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
              The cow stepped on her.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
              Bobbing for French fries.

Why do blondes have more fun?
              They are easier to amuse.

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
             She missed.

What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
              Data transfer.

Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
             Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
              She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?
              She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

Why are the Japanese so smart?
              No blondes.

Thank you Ellen for this one:

A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Unfortunately, the Blondes foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over again. As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune, the Woolworths Manager sees her and unplugs the horse.

Did you know that Ridley is blonde?

Sandy Blonde... not really blonde...so there...

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