I (sniff sniff) Ridley J, (sniff sniff) do solemnly swear (Waaaaah) that I will not (sob, sniff sniff) have any Peanut Butter or Peaches at all (WAAAAAAAAAAAH) starting tomorrow at 9:00am EST. (WAAAAAAAAH)
I accept my punishment as I deserve it. I hope this won't be for too long. This is going to make me crazy. So if I seem a little off (well more than usual) you'll know why.
The Hobitzes have agreed to moniter my PB intake and believe me they'll tell on me if I have any. So I am going to have a PB feast today on my last day of legal PB consumption (sniff sniff sob sob WAAAAAAAH)