Jury---> 

If there is one thing I have learned lately it is that it is better to be a stand up guy and

take the punishment like a man instead of trying to hide.

 

You never see me asking for a female sandwich with a creamy man filling.

 

Cause I know better!

 

 

(besides,  I already had one of those,  so the novelty has worn off!  )

 

Marc   here is my suggestion:

 

When you go in for your punishment,  bring 4 things with you.

#1) Two books of a steamy female romance.

#2) A Hot Rod magazine,  because as we all know,  nothing turns a guy on better then pictures of a nice home built Hot Rod!! 

      (Nitrous oxide injection, a blower on your engine, a triangulated rear end, a high speed fuel pump, hydrolic stearing, pro rated shock absorbers) 

#3) And lastly,  a car cover for your dream hot rod.

 

Walk in,  drop off the books with the ladies,  get comfortable and remember NO touching!!!     Sit on your hands if you have to!

This is one time when you have to let the girls drive!

 

 

Wheeeee     have fun!

 

 

 

 

 

                               

          

I have to admit, you got me.  You are evil.  I'll take my punishment like a man.  But it won't reform me.  I am who I am.  Excuse me now, I have to go take a cold shower.