You will be whisked away to sunny beaches, lush tropical forests and romantic and secluded islands all over the globe. (your family will be vacationing somewhere completely different)  You will sail to far away places aboard the Black Pearl with your very own crew of swarthy pirates.  (I will be your personal cabin boy/masseuse, of course)

 

And after your three days and two nights are over....you can travel.......

 

Wherever you want!!!  Its the trip that never ends!!

 

All for you Ridley!  For you on your birthday!!

 

 

 

Your very own private island, so you can get away when ever you like.

Oh.. thoroughly stocked with PB, of course.