I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?   (hahahahahahaha)

I'm already visualizing the masking tape over your mouth.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.        (And some of us are SEVERAL PEOPLE'S WEIRDO...hahahahahahaha)

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.  (bwahahahahaha)

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.   (giggle)

People would follow him anywhere.....but only out of morbid curiosity.  (LOL)