A friend in need is a friend with never ending  
 empty pockets.
  
 Holidays are for those with a job to see if 
 they like being out of work for short lengths of time.
  
 Jobs are not  for the unemployed. 
 only a never ending holiday .
  
  
 Being sick is to show everyone that 
 you are human not a robot .
  
 Did You Know That? 
 Drinking two glasses of Gatorade 
 can relieve headache pain almost  immediately -- 
 without the unpleasant side effects caused by
traditional "pain relievers."
 
Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an 
 excellent salve for burns.
 
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler 
 filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously 
 strong Altoids peppermints. 
 They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
 
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? 
 Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 
 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, 
 then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
 
Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey 
 and take 1 tblespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
 
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer .
  Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink
  it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer
begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly 
 -- even though  the  product was never been advertised for 
 this use. (Note: Alka-Seltzer 
Plus Cold Medicine is not the same..and contains aspirin, which can 
 cause stomach  bleeding if you have ulcers.)
 
Honey remedy for skin blemishes... Cover the blemish 
 with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. 
 Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile,
and speeds healing. Works overnight.
 
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly 
 toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. 
 The powerful antiseptic leaves
your toenails looking healthy again.
 
Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from   
 loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline 
 Crystal Clear nail polish to the screws before tightening them.
 
Coca-Cola cure for rust... Forget those expensive
  rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca Cola 
 and scrub the rust stain. The  phosphoric acid in the coke is 
 what gets the job done.
 
Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer... If menacing bees, wasps,
hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the
insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground
instantly.
 
Smart splinter remover...just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the
splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter 
sticks  to the dried glue.
 
Hunt's tomato paste boil cure....cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste 
 as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe 
 the pain and bring the boil  to a head.
 
Balm for broken blisters...To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few 
drops of   Listerine .. a powerful antiseptic.
 
Heinz vinegar to heal bruises... Soak a cotton ball in white 
 vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. 
 The vinegar reduces the blueness and  speeds up the healing process.
 
Kills fleas instantly. Dawn dish washing liquid does the trick. 
 Add a few  drop to  your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. 
 Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Goodbye fleas.
Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain,
 simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly 
 making your dog smell springtime fresh.
 
Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson corn oil in
your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. 
 Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
 
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief....It's not for breakfast anymore! 
 Mix 2   cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl 
 and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, 
 cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for
soothing relief from arthritis pain.
 With  Thanks to 
Mahua & Annie  for     their untiring work in 
 getting this done . .