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| | From:  Judyc3 (Original Message) | Sent: 6/2/2005 11:59 PM |
It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasn’t. Santa was really ticked off. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies. The ELVES were whining about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in making toys, and the reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. They had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a tree, breaking off one of the runners. Santa was beside himself with anger. “I CAN’T believe it!! I’ve got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours from now and all my reindeer are drunk, my ELVES are on strike and I don’t even have a Christmas Tree!! I sent that stupid little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn’t even back yet!! What am I going to do?�?/FONT> Just then the little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas Tree. He says: “Yo, Santa, where do you want me to stick the Christmas Tree this Year???�?/FONT> And thus the tradition of Angels perched on top of Christmas Trees came to be. |
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| | | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/3/2005 12:03 AM |
An FAA inspector goes to check out Santa. They meet, and Santa shows him the fully loaded sleigh. The inspector checks out the equipment, the load balance, etc. "Everything's looking good, Mr. Claus, so it's time we move on to the flight test." They board the sleigh. "Why are you carrying a shotgun?," asks Santa. The FAA inspector replies, "In this test, you're going to lose an engine on take off. |
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| | | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 6/3/2005 12:06 AM |
Ernie and his dad ventured into the woods to bring home a Christmas tree. They walked for hours in the snow, examining every tree they found. As the afternoon turned into evening, the temperature dropped ten degrees and the wind began to blow. Still no tree. Finally, Ernie piped up: "Listen, Dad, I really think we'd better take the next tree we see, whether it has lights on it or not!" |
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| | | From: Judyc3 | Sent: 4/25/2006 11:44 PM |
Christmas Tree Angel People have wondered from time to time the reason for an angel on the top of the Christmas tree. It seems that one particular Christmas Santa was rushed and harried trying to get ready for his annual trip to deliver gifts to the world's children. He told Mrs. Claus to wake him at 5 a.m. and to have his breakfast ready with a lunch to take along. He then went to his workshop and told the elves to have all the presents packed in the sleigh and the reindeer harnessed at 5:30 a.m. At 5:30 the following morning he awoke and jumped out of bed furious with Mrs. Claus for not awakening him on time. His mood worsened when he realized she had fixed neither his breakfast nor his afternoon meal. Then he ran out to his sleigh only to find that the elves, drunk from partying all night, had no presents packed and the reindeer were running loose in the pasture. About this time a little angel walked by dragging a large Christmas tree. Santa tried to ignore her since his mood was so foul but the angel spoke up and said, "Santa what should I do with this Christmas tree?" And that is why there is an angel on the top of the Christmas tree. |
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