A salesman is away on business in a foreign city. One evening, he begins to feel horny, so he sets off to find a brothel and satisfy his needs.
Only, misunderstanding the sign as he doesn't speak the language, he ends up in the office of a chiropodist.
He's met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform who directs him to a private room and tells him someone Will be with him soon.
He lies back in the reclining chair and finds he's getting aroused.
After a while, the female chiropodist comes in, to find him sitting with his willie in his hand.
'My goodness,' she exclaims. 'I was expecting to see a foot!'
'Well,' he replies in a huff.
'If your going to quibble about and inch or two then I'll take my business elsewhere,'