"Premature Ejaculation"
A man was having problems with premature
ejaculation so he decided to go to the
doctor. He asked the doctor what he
could do to cure his problem. In
response, the doctor said,"When you feel
like you are getting ready to ejaculate
try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store
and bought a starter pistol. All excited
to try the doctor's suggestion out, he
runs home to his wife. He finds his wife
at home, in bed, naked and waiting for
him. As the two begin, they find
themselves in a 69 position. Moments
later, the man feels the sudden urge to
cum so he fires the starter pistol.
The next day, the man goes back to the
doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it
go?" The man answered, "Not that
well...when I fired the pistol my wife
shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my
dick and my neighbor came out of the
closet naked with his hands in the air!"
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