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The Male Jokes

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING
SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING
FOREPLAY?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO
FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

5. WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?

(because they don't have penises to put
them in)

6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS
HAVE IN COMMON?

(they're intended for children, but men
usually play with them)

7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON
THEIR BACKS?

( because their balls fall over their
assholes and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?

(it is sex with someone they love)

9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS
THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at
cocktail parties)

10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make
a final copy)

11. WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS
SPERM WHITE?

(so he can tell if he's coming or going)

12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A
TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know...... it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde
jokes!)

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