Subject: Artificial insemination, great punch line!
Artificial insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several
weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls
a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial
insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means
but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will
know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
standing around and will lie down and wallow in the grass.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So,
he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has
sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't
take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the
woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and
goes to bed.
The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try,he tells himself, and proceeds to load them and drive
them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon
returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot
even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife
to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn." 
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