Mathmatics
A lady came home to an empty house, and saw a note from her husband, addressed to her, lying on the coffee table:
To my dear wife, it began,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54-year old body, can no longer supply. I am very happy with you, I love you very much, and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this note, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall endeavor to be back home before midnight.
Love, Hubby.
When the man came home, just before the witching hour, the house was empty and the following note addressed to him was waiting on the dining room table:
To my Dear Husband,
I received your note, and I thank you for your honesty. I love you too, but I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Fiesta Hotel with my tennis coach, Michael who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of mathmatics, you will understand that we are in the same situation, but with one small difference.... 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18, so you will have to make your own breakfast and lunch tomorrow. See you around tea time.
Your loving Wifey.
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