A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy
farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little
compensation...and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an
advertisement offering
$5,000 for the best
slogan/rhyme beginning with "CarnationMilkisbestofall.... and she said, I know all about milk and dairy
farms... I can do this!
She sent in her entry,and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house...a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it" Here was her entry:
Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul, no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch, just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!
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