What makes 100%? Have you ever wondered how you can succeed 100% in life? Suppose all of the letters of the alphabet were represented by the numbers 1-26. By using this method, lets try and find the formula for success. H A R D W O R K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% A T T I T U D E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% B U L L S H I T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% A S S K I S S I N G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% According to the above information, we can now conclude, with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will bring you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's really the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that puts you over the top!! |