A little boy asks his father; " Daddy, when you go to heaven to you go feet first?"
The father says; " I don't know son, why do you ask?"
" Well, when I came from school today, mommy was lying on the sofa. She had both of her legs in the air and was screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!" If it wasn't for uncle Charlie holding her down, I think she would have went!" |