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From: MSN NicknameHurricaneJane45  (Original Message)Sent: 4/1/2005 12:03 AM
1. Men are like .Laxatives .... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like .
Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like .
Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like .
Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .
Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .
Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like .
Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .
Government Bonds .. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .
Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .
Popcorn ...  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like  
Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming,
    how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .
Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like .....
Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


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From: MSN Nickname©Barb5Sent: 4/1/2005 1:40 AM
lol @ Jane..Good one..True True