Words of Wisdom
1. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand!
2. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
3. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
4. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly ... and for the same reason.
5. Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.