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Signs of the Times

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business. "
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We like tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-Smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's Window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! (Dog food is expensive!)"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet: Miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary ---- we hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you sent in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up. "
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station :
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak !"

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