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The Budvision comes to life before the capacity crowd inside the Ford Arena in Blacklohoma...I mean OklaNikki...Whatever. The fans instantly go from cheering the always great BUD action to booing like the President just showed up to do his dumb monkey routine. NovaCaine looks out over the sea of humanity with that classic all knowing smirk on his face.
"Greetings Hilljacks and Cousin Humpers, it tis I...The Cancerous One himself ...NovaCaine"
Pause for Boos...I mean Applause.
" I would have loved to been there tonight to honor such a great star as Nikki Black ,but unfortunately I am having a wee bit of legal trouble at the moment and can't really leave the city of Chicago for a couple more weeks"
Pause for Applause...I mean sorrow filled sighs
"I did however want to offer some poignant words on this very special night. What can a man really say about Nikki Black that hasn't already been written on the bathroom walls? She was a talented luggage holder I hear, she had a distinct ability to blend into the background the minute her Canuckle opened his lips and of course let us not forget her highly rated skills at taking the pimp smack the minute she ever looked like she had a thought. "
The Black Eyes voice their disdain for Nova's words about their beloved heroine.
"I had the pleasure of facing Nikki Black two times...Three if you count the night before I hung her man. I must say in those two matches she had with me, she took a beating real good and was very willing to lie on her back for the three count, hell I think she would have laid there forever under me if I had allowed it, but that is not really the point of this time. Nikki Black showed that she had no spine, heart, soul or bravery for this world by whacking herself in some dingy hotel room down in Cattle Fucker Country. She is gone and I don’t really care, but it is just about time that I apologize for all that I did to Nikki. So here tonight before all of you lower I.Q. Podunks and the millions watching around the world I want to offer my most sincere apology by saying."
Nova pauses, tossing those hands in the air with a shrug of his shoulders and smirks" Oops my bad"
Nova cackles walking off "See you hell Nikole"
Commercial Break
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