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Match Seven
Kit Black versus Menacide

Tricks: Alright, now ladies and gentlemen, it is time for Menacide to go up against Franchise Champ, Kit Black

Pierce: Yesss, Kit Black, she's...

Tricks: Fine, we know.

Pierce: Well don't you just know everything?

Tricks: Most of the time, yeah.

"Say Goodbye" played over the PA system showing Kit's video on the tron. It wasn't long before Kit's feet touched the steel on the outside of the entrance curtain. Her hands swung down by her side as she planted herself on the top of the ramp. She put her right arm out to the right keeping it extended as she did the same with her left. She bowed her head and quickly brought her right hand up into a peace sign. She placed her left hand on the back of her head as she grinned. Her cozy grin stayed on her face while she started down the ramp towards the ring. She reached over slapping the hands of the screaming fans as she made her way to the bottom of the ramp. She then made her way up the steel steps onto the apron. She grinned throwing up the peace sign again to the cheers of the crowd. She then ducked under the middle rope into the ring. She then picks up speed running towards the turnbuckle. She jumps up on it with the peace sign in the air. She then jumps off turning her body to face away from the turnbuckle. She looks up the ramp as her music fades.

Tricks: It's wierd how Kit Black came out of the dark like she did.

Pierce: What exactly do you mean?

Tricks: Well, she was kind of lying low for awhile, and then suddenly

Pierce: BAM!

Tricks: ...exactly, she was fueding with Gypsy for the Franchise, then winning it, and now climbing even further.

The lights dim to black and the sounds of an organ piano are heard [x]. After a few seconds of the music, a techno-like sound of "Crazy Train" starts up, and after a few seconds a scream of "Undead" hits as "Undead" by Hollywood Undead blasts across the speakers as a mixed reaction fuels from the crowd. Fog fills up on the stage and a blue light illuminates on both sides of the entrance and behind the fog comes a figure. The shadowed figure stretches his arms out to the wingspan and lifts off of the ground. Menacide appears to float out of the spoke. His dark red silk cape dangles and he lowers just by the ring, removing his cape, Menacide slides into the ring. Standing to his feet he looks around to the crowd, putting his arms out again while he waits.

Pierce: Menacide's someone else who came out of nowhere and made a big impact

Tricks: Very true, and he's still got that mask on. When do you think he'll finally reveal who he is?

Pierce: Well, probably when he wins the Heavyweight title. Then he'll really be considered Misery 2.0

We return as the next match is The Franchise Champion, Kit Black facing off the unknown Menacide. The opening bell rang and in the early seconds it was matched. Of course we don’t know whose Menacide but neither did Kit. Menacide took Kit out of the match with�?well one of her trademark "Black Out" getting the fast pin, but after a near second decision, Kit gets her hand up. At this time, Menacide was mimicking Kit with her own moves, which she didn’t like one bit. Eventually she caught him off guard with a lung blower, knocking the air out of whoever is behind Menacide. Mid ways, Kit took over, while Menacide had a few tricks up his sleeve by hitting his own version of Emerald Pride.

With that said, Kit goes down while Menacide tries to cover. Getting 2 ½ due to Kit foot under the rope. Menacide looks and thinks he has the victory but didn’t when Kit took advantage at that point hooking up a quick school boy pin style and got the 3 count! BUT NO, MENACIDE KICKED OUT. Kit grabs him and kicks him right in the rib area causing a lethal whiplash effect. It hurts doesn’t it? She picks him up and nails him with a Spike DDT. She goes to the turnbuckle, on the top rope, she hits him with a "Perilous Attraction" knocking the wind out of him again, covering him as well and getting the win. Kit celebrates with her Franchise title.

Tricks: Oh my god, Kit takes the win. If this doesn't get her looked at even more, I don't know what will

Pierce: There's no doubt about it, Kit Black is definitely a future Heavyweight Champion.

Short commercial break.

Pierce: And finally, the match we have been waiting for.

Tricks: Im so excited. I just cant hide it.

Main Event
Drew Stevenson versus White Trash

The lights in the arena shut off putting the arena in complete darkness. The words of Shinedown are heard...

The more the light shines through me, I pretend to close my eyes...
The more the dark consumes me, I pretend that I'm burning...

Burning Bright...

A large spotlight shines down onto the ramp as a slab of concrete is seen and on it lies a figure. The public address sound system starts up again playing ''Burning Bright'' by Shinedown as the figure sits up and climbs off of the concrete pedestal indicating a resurrection. He begins walking down the ramp as the fans begin a huge, arena deafening ''Stevenson'' chant, the ring announcer heard vaguely.

''Making his way to the ring from Seymour, MO. at a height of six feet two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds... ''THE EMERALD'' DREW STTEEEVVEENSOOOONNNN.''

Drew gets down to the ring and quickly slides under the bottom ropes getting into the ring. He is quick to get back to his feet as he walks over to the farthest turnbuckle and leans back in it awaiting his opponent.

The lights in the arena go out and the song "Trailer Fabulous" by Brooks Buford comes on the speakers. Out walks the redneck bitch known as White Trash with a cowboy hat as she struts her way to the ring to the beat of the song. She steps inside the ring and looks at Drew with determined eyes. They both cant stop staring at each other.

Tricks: This is it, either put up or shut up.

Pierce: My money is on whoever can shut the other up.

The match of the night. Both of them lock-up and are surprised to know that they both studied each other's moves before the show. Drew counters some offensive moves from White Trash and White Trash counters the power moves from Drew. Finally Drew takes White Trash to her limits by applying some headlocks and chinlocks. But what really gets him flowing is the ankle as he is trying to work on it. White Trash counters a few of those ankle locks and delivers a few clotheslines and european uppercuts of her own.

Tricks: They both have the same trademark move, but Drew's elbow is very pointy it just might knock the wind out of White Trash.

Pierce: But you gotta remember that Drew has gone down with a school girl so she might use it again.

After a few short hits and slamming her on the ground, Drew climbs the top rope, raises his hands to the sky, and jumps to deliver that Randy Savage style elbow drop but misses it when White Trash moves out of the way. Immidiately Drew is writhing his arm in pain. White Trash waits for Drew to get up and as he does, White Trash rolls him up for the school girl pin again but he kicks out of it. Drew grabs her by her hair and begins to punch her in the corner of the ring. He backs up, goes to hit a splash, but she moves out of the way. He turns around and she superkicks him in the face.

Tricks: Dem blue collar rednecks with their twists I tell ya.

Drew staggers back but continues to be on his feet while White Trash runs to the ropes, comes back, and hits the RKO on Drew.

Pierce: Drew just got Trash'd!

Tricks: Is that like the same as Punk'd?

Pierce: Suppose so.

White Trash goes for the cover... 1..2...3. Its all over. White Trash wins the match as she raises her hands in the air. The crowd cheers and she is once again surprised that she won. White Trash looks down at Drew who is crawling out of the ring and she smiles as she makes her way to the top of the ropes to celebrate. As she looks up towards the ramp, Seifer is standing there, the Heavyweight title slung over his shoulder. How long he's been standing there, she doesn't know. He looks at White Trash, intrigued, a slight smirk on his face. He nods, and then walks backstage. She gets out of the ring and jumps the guardrail to celebrate with her hillbilly nation fans....

...as the first Chaos Theory for the new year goes off air. What a show it was.

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