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From: MSN Nickname_§y©k_  (Original Message)Sent: 1/3/2009 3:07 AM
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The show opens up at the Giant Center in Hershey, Pennsylvania to a sold out crowd who are chanting and screaming at the top of their lungs.

Crowd: WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK, WELCOME BACK

Truth be told, nobody ever expected Chaos Theory to ever be back. Ernie Schivone is in the middle of the ring with his arms crossed and enjoying the array of cheers he is getting. He raises the mic up to his lips and stands there with a goofy smile on his face.

Ernie: Welcome back to Chaos Theory!!!

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ernie: Are you ready to get down and dirty with the most extreme, the most electrifying, the most insane superstars in the Domain?

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Ernie: Well, lets get ready to......

He is stopped by the music of Denis Leary's "Im An Asshole." Immidiately people in the crowd know who this song belongs to. Ruthless Villain makes his way out with a cheesy smile on his face, he walks over to the ring steps, steps inside the ring, and circles it as he is enjoying the mixed reaction from the crowd. Ernie Schivone rolls his eyes as he takes the mic again.

Ernie: Mr. Former GWE Heavyweight Champion, what are you doing here?

Ruthless Villain takes the mic and is confused by the question.

Villain: You mean to tell me you didn't write me all those get well soon letters?

They both laugh as they get out of the ring and into the announce table position.

Ernie - Welcome back everybody to the first show of the year for the Domain and it just so happened to be Chaos Theory. Were your hosts, im Ernie Schivone, alongside this former GWE Champion.

Villain - And the best I might add. Nobody else deserves that belt and Phoenix Winterborn is lucky I dont come out of retirement just to get a crack at the belt too.

Ernie - Ruthless Villain, ladies and gentlemen. He's here all week. We have a great show for you tonight as it is the first show of 2009 and might I add Happy New Year to all of the great fans and the stars of the Domain. Hope you all had a great Christmas.

Villain - Enough of this shit... Lets get right to it. We have Kabuki Dragon taking on Matlock and my replacement for the time being, Phoenix Winterborn. Honestly, I cant believe Matlock is back. I figure he would be stuck at home playing more World of Warcraft or watching some B-rated gory movies like Tox...

Ernie - Enough already! We also have the former Franchise champion taking on Jimmy's little sister, Jessica Stryker.

Villain - That Jessica sure looks good popping that bubble gum. I wonder what else she likes to pop.

Ernie - Im sure you didn't make any resolutions about not being an asshole.

Villain - Why would I?

Ernie - Nevermind. In a wierd sence, we have the battle of the tabloids here tonight as Mikey Svarro who is being represented by Zarek Lyle will take on Perez Hilton who is being represented by our boss lady Foxy Roxy.

Villain - That's gay. What else?

Ernie - In the main event we'll have Drew Stevenson vs White Trash, round 2.

Villain - Drew just needs to smack her and send her back to the trailer park where she belongs.

Ernie - And if you dont know... we just came back from a hiatus and our first ppv back was December's Krystmas Kaos. New Champions, Faith Rivers won the bytch title.

Villain - For now.

Ernie - Kit Black won the Franchise title.

Villain - She deserves it. I see that girl going places and not just on Magic Mountain.

Ernie - And finally, Seifer has come back to win the Heavyweight Title.

Villain - A true legend. Now lets get to the damn matches and get the first show of 09 on the fucken road man.

Ernie - So you came back because you missed your old job?

Villain - I like hearing myself talk actually. I have my headphones set up so I can hear an echo.



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From: MSN Nicknameвlаск•lавзl•ваиdіτ�?/nobr>Sent: 1/3/2009 3:15 AM
Roxy told me Tricks and Pierce were being used for CT right now :(

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Opener
Midnight versus Draven


"Before I forget", blasts out of the speaker system as Draven marches purposefully to the squared circle, shoulders back �?head high, a rhythmic thump as his black steel cane connects against the metal ramp. Draven enters the ring, a courteous bow as he does so; a thin slender smile emerges across his pale visage revealing a set of snarling razor sharp teeth.

Tricks: I think this Draven guy can be a force here in the Domain

Pierce: Are you joking? This vampire gimmick is outdone, not to mention a bit unrealistic.

Tricks: You never know, maybe he is a vampire...

Pierce: ...right.

The lights dim, the crowd cheers as Not Meant for Me by Wayne Static plays. Pyros go off as Midnight comes out on the stage. She slightly smirks as she rubs her hands together. She then throws her arms up in the air and then front flip down to the ring. She then stops, turns around and slides into the ring. She then spins around and is in a crouch position. She then looks up at her opponent as she smirks evilly at them. She then stands up and then motions for them to come forth as the bell rings.

Tricks: Woot! Another vampire.

Pierce: Former vampire. She's seen the light, remember?

The opening contest was supposed to be Ravyn Winterborn against Draven but due to some unknown reason, Ravyn bailed�?again. ANYHOW, Ravyn was replaced by ironically Midnight. Both competitors make their way out, the big monster, Draven is in the ring looking below at Midnight. The bell rings as both battled it out for a short time, Draven on the other hand had the advantage due to his size. But surprisingly it was no match against Midnight. At one point of time, she hit the big man with a spin kick, knocking him out on the mat. At mid way through the match, Midnight took control with this match. A shocking event happened when out of nowhere Midnight choke slams Draven?! WHAAAAT?! Draven falls victim to that choke slam, as Midnight climbs on top of the turnbuckle and hits a groggy. Draven with a Spinning Heel Kick. Down went Draven, as Midnight picks up the 1-2-3.

Pierce: And there goes your precious vampire, down for the count, and the former vampire picks up the win.

Tricks: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Edward > Draven anyway.

Pierce: ...who?

Match Two
Phoenix Winterborn versus Kabuki Dragon versus Matlock


As Chaos Theory comes back from a commercial break, Matlock is already standing in the middle of the ring, waiting for his opponents.

Pierce: Jobber number one.

Tricks: No arguing there, that's for sure.

Bells and Gongs toll as smoke arises from the floors of the arena. Samurai drummers march down the entrance way and drum as a Parade Dragon dances out and Fire pyro goes off in the entrance way as Kabuki Dragon makes his way out. He unsheeths his sword for some wonderful sword play as Dragon Force blares across the PA system. He slides into the ring, eyeing Matlock.

Pierce: Jobber number two.

Tricks: That one I don't agree with. Kabuki had an impressive win at Krystmaos Kaos. Give him a chance.

The opening riffs of "The Resistance" begins to play as red spotlight swirl throughout the arena. The guitar riffs speed up as Phoenix comes out from behind the curtain with Karime following behind. The riffs speed up, and when they stop, Phoenix thrusts up his arm in the air, holding up the GWE Evolution Championship in tha air as the crowd goes insane He is amped up and acknowledging the crowd as the first verse kicks in...

"You wanna watch us break/be the first to take us down
But you're teeth are worn/there's no stopping us now"

Phoenix makes his way down towards the ring, with red pyros following him on his way down. He slides into the ring as the chorus hits.

"Speak! Speak for yourself/you paper tigers
you crash when you stand/you've got a riot on your hands!
Speak! Speak for yourself/you paper tigers
Too late to make demands/When you've got a riot on your hands!"

Phoenix slides between the ropes while Karime steps up the ring steps as he waits for his music to die down and the bell to ring.

Pierce: This guy's a chump, he got lucky at Krystmas Kaos.

Tricks: I didn't realize you marked for Leaky. Actually, I didn't realize anyone marked for Leaky.

Pierce: Shush up, I don't. I just don't mark for Phoenix.

Before the bell can ring to start the match, "Go Girl" blares over the PA system, and Talon Hartman walks out from backstage, her arms raised in the air. She begins walking down the ramp, the audience cheering her on, yet not knowing why she's there. She walks over to Phoenix's corner, next to Karime. Karime's eyeing her down, not liking the fact that she's down here for Phoenix.

Tricks: Wow, looks like a woman in love, that's for sure. She's down here for Phoenix.

Pierce: Looks like a stalker, is what it looks like. The man is married. Suddenly I feel sorry for him

Tricks: You feel sorry for him?

Pierce: Because he's married, and he can't bang Talon, who's obviously on his jock.

Tricks: ...men...

Considering Matlock's return wasn't that great, he was almost out of the triple threat from the very beginning. Who knows where his talent went. Well, whatever talent he had in the first place. So it was thought that it would be between Kabuki and Phoenix, but Kabuki was then taken out, as well. Phoenix showed why he won the Evolution Championship at Krystmas Kaos. The three traded off control for a little bit, up until Kabuki had Matlock in a camel clutch. Then Phoenix bounced from the ropes, rocketing towards Matlock, and hitting a sliding dropkick right to his face. The impact caused Kabuki to let go, but Matlock to scream out in pain. He rolled from the ring, possibly procurring some sort of injury. Once it came down to Kabuki and Phoenix, Phoenix instantly took control. At one point it looked as if Kabuki would make some sort of comeback, but hitting a forearm smash out of nowhere. From there, he went to the top rope, stalking Winterborn. Once Phoenix was on his feet, he leaped, only to be caught with a kick to the stomach. With that Phoenix hits him with the Light of the Apocalypse [Double Underhook lift into a chokeslam]. Just as that happens, Matlock rolls back into the ring, but he recieves the same treatment and Phoenix covers for the 1-2-3.

Tricks: See, and that's why Phoenix beat Leaky at Krystmas Kaos

Pierce: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Both Karime and Talon slide into the ring in order to congratulate Phoenix, as he's given his title back. Phoenix looks a little uncomfortable as all three begin to exit the ring. Karime and Talon are almost fighting for his attention.

Pierce: Ha, looks like he got a great congratulatory party.

Tricks: Looks like he has a bit more than he wanted, or can handle, actually.


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From: MSN Nicknameвlаск•lавзl•ваиdіτ�?/nobr>Sent: 1/3/2009 3:18 AM
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Backstage, Meancide is in the boiler room. The camera zooms in on him as he wears his new skeletal suit (Mortis attire, red, black and white), his facial expression cannot be seen.

Menacide: Kit Black... we're moments away from our match and this match. A spectical it shall be, a show stealer it shall be, but alas, my dear Kit, I will not be allowing you to win this one. When that bell rings, the old saying "Ladies first" no longer applies, Kit. You're going to get a fight of a lifetime, and I just cannot allow you to win tonight. I am on my BUDvision quest, Kit, and you're just in my way.

The scene upon the BUDvision fades and heads back to the ring, where the next match is about to be underway.


Match Three
Jay Styles versus Leaky Format


" Enter Sandman " blast over the PA system as a video of Styles starts to play on the BUDVision as Jay Styles makes his way to the ring.

Tricks: And here's the current BUDvision Champion

Pierce: The only problem I have with him as champion is that he was a replacement

Tricks: Well, his gain.

Pierce: Still, he was never actually rewarded that title shot, he was more like a second or third choice

His "Hype Man" usually his first cousin, Chilly, or one of his Leak Guard entourage comes out on the stage first. Getting the crowd pump up and hyped as he introduces Leaky Format with the following:

"Yes, Yes, Yawl! Your dreams are now fulfilled! Get out of your seats and let's get ill! That's right live before your very eyes he is the epitome of greatness, your wrestling icon! Give it up For LEE KAY FOUR MAT!

The lights dim...as the Budvision starts his entrance video, pyros erupts, after the song's main introduction. Leaky Format comes out on the stage to a huge pop of mix reacction (usually jeers) as the crowd mixes, "Leaky Sucks" chants with cheers. He drops to his knees as more pyros erupts behind him then makes his way to the ring, taunting the crowd's pop along the way...sliding into the ring Leaky does a arm stretched spin ending in a sarcastic bow that draws mostly jeers from the crowd.

Tricks: I always dread watching his matches.

Pierce: Well he's a former BUDvision champion, facing the current BUDvision champion. What could be better?

Tricks: ...how about anyone besides Leaky?...


The following match consists between two rivalries, Leaky Format and the current BUDvision Champion Jay Styles. They make their entrances down to the ring, as moments later the bell rings and it begins. At the start, it was back and forth action between the two. Jay hit Leaky with a back drop but countered with Leaky landing and hitting Jay with a German Suplex. Jay cut Leaky off guard with a power bomb position who he is looking for his "Stylish Impact" finisher, but that turned into a spine buster by Leaky who surprisingly had something in him. Although mid way through this bout, Leaky got caught with a super kick. Leaky had a few counters but it wasn’t enough for the Champ. Jay continued his streak and after awhile he finally hit his finisher known as "Stylish Impact" (Canadian Destroyer) which Leaky lands hard on his head. Jay goes for the cover and picks up the victory, continuing his streak while Leaky continues his losing streak.

Jay Styles takes his BUDvision title and walks to the back as Leaky is lying on the mat for some time. All of a sudden the fans begin to roar as out in the crowd, two former members of BUD jumps over the barricade as it appears to be Mark Riggs and Evan Pierce. Mixed reaction comes from the crowd as they get inside the ring, staring at a wounded Leaky Format. Evan sadistically smirks at Mark who points at the mess that is known as Leaky and punts his head. Mark looks at Evan and picks up the mess that is Leaky and positions him in a power bomb type. Hooking his arms like a under hook type as he hits one of the most deadliest finishers in this business today "Karmark 2.0" (Flipping Double Underhook Tiger Driver) as Leaky skull smashes on the canvas. Both, Mark and Evan smirk as Mark grabs a microphone, smiling.

"Ay Yo Leaky, what happened man? I thought when you talked your sh*t way back in the MOD, you thought I wouldn’t forget? Yeah, sorry for not beating you back then�?I just had a busy schedule somewhere else. But, guess whose back? M&E is back. And this time, we have a gold appetite."

Mark winks and spits on Leaky.

"You see Leaky; you’ve been on a losing streak my friend. You probably have more losses than wins which is sad. And SOMEHOW you won the BUD Heavyweight title? Something I will never know the reason on why but let me state this, you’re nothing Leaky. This right here" Mark points at Leaky. "…doesn’t deserve a chance. Hell, he doesn’t even deserve a job after losing to whom? Jay Styles? The BUDvision champion? L-O-L. Pathetic. But it’s alright, we’re going to be taking over the title divisions and one by one, we will gain gold. Oh and Leaky�?

Mark drops the microphone as Evan is out side with a chair. He tosses one up to Mark and grabbing another one for himself. He gets back inside and smashes Leaky’s brains out. At this point there weren’t much boo’s since the fans loved this. Evan signaled to drop the chair, as Evan picks up Leaky and out of nowhere�?PIERCED! Evan stands over top on Leaky and Mark grins. Sending a message to the BUD, and the world. That M&E is here. By starting to beat the weak, by going to the top of the food chain. At this time, Evan grabs the microphone with that sadistic smirk of his. You could only imagine what he will say after nearly a year of absence after a shoot.

"Leaky Format, We’re M&E and we’re better than you. You only wish you can be us."

…Maybe not this time. But wait til next week when M&E re-debuts, and trust me it will be worth the wait. The scene later fades out with Mark and Evan leaving the area and Paramedics checking out a broken, bloodied Leaky Format. He'll want retribution, maybe a return of the Leak Guards? Hmm...who knows. But we do know Leaky will have something to say about this.

The scene pops back up after a commercial break, with Jay Styles walking backstage with his BUDvision Championship, thinking he narrowly escaped M&E. He has a smile on his face, as he walks a bit faster. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, the one and only Menacide abushes Jay, and sends him face first into the nearby wall. When Jay rebounds, Mena kicks him to the midsection and hits the Just Like That [Twist of Fate], and Jay's head smacks into the ground. Menacide leaves Jay laying on the ground, as the scene exits to the ring again

Pierce: What the hell, was that Christian Michael's finisher?

Tricks: It definitely looked like it Kevin. Maybe CM is behind the Menacide mask.

Match Four
Gypsy versus Jessica Stryker

Tricks: Next we have a female power match.

Pierce: Female power match, psssh.

Tricks: Former Franchise and current Tag team Champion, Gypsy

Pierce: going up against the current number one contender to the Bytch Championship.

The lights go out, as the loud guitar sound hits. "Paradise City" blares throught the arena. With every guitar riff, the spotlights seem to mimick the motion, as Jessica is seen stepping out onto the ramp, in her normal wrestling gear. She flaunts herself to the crowd, showing them her complete egotistical, yet very somber and humbleness. Jessica just slides into the ring under the bottom rope as she continues to show off. Informing the people about how great she is.

Pierce: Damn she is look fine tonight.

Tricks: You say that about every girl.

Pierce: That's because every woman looks fine tonight.

Redman's voice is heard over the PA system and the lights start dying and they begin to pulsate with the beat to Dirrty. The disco ball effect lighting circles the arena and a spotlight hits the entrance to the stage. A leg appears first from behind the black curtain. Gypsy steps out onto the stage very seductively. She comes to the end of the stage and stands with her legs opened shoulder width. She squats down to the ground very sexy, placing her hands around her left ankle.....slowly, still holding her ankle she lifts her butt into the air and you can hear all the guys start whistling and yelling. She licks her lips and grins. She runs her hands up her leg, finally placing them on her hips. She starts down the ramp blowing kisses at the fans. She makes her way up the steel steps and enters the ring just like Stacy Keibler. She does one quick walk around the ring winking at fans and throwing them kisses. When she's down she makes her way to the center of the ring and assume's a ready position to await the bell.

Tricks: Let me guess, Gypsy looks fine tonight.

Pierce: Well duh.

Tricks: I'm sure she'd also like pretty damn fine kicking your ass.

Pierce: ...........

Suprisingly, or not, the divas are pretty evenly matched. It kicks off with some back and fowarth hands, the ladies going right for the face. It takes a few minutes for the match to begin getting heated. For the first couple, they're simply feeling each other out, attempting small takedowns. Gypsy whips Jessica into the ropes, and watches as she bounds back. Instead of Gypsy performing the intended move, Jessica hops onto Gypsy's shoulders and flips her over with a huge huricaranna. The crowd are on their feet, as Jimmy's sister shows she is no push over. She goes for a quick cover but it's far from three. As she brings Gypsy to her feet, the former Franchise champion begins battling back with hands galore. She breaks free of Jessica's grasp and hits a jawbreaker, suprising the hell out of Jessie. Jessica stumbles back, but immediatly goes back onto the offensive.

She tries for a hard closeline but Gypsy catches her, and brings her down for a hurtful armbar. She's got it locked in and Jessica looks like she's in pain, as she reaches for the ropes. Gypsy applies more pressure and Jessica screams in pain. Almost there...more pressure...almost there...more pressure...almost tapping...and rope! Gypsy's forced to relieve the armbar as Jessica gets to her feet. She looks tired, as Gypsy approaches her from the back. Jessica can sense her, and as she turns around she nails Gypsy in the face with a 360 roundhouse kick. Gypsy falls to the floor, and looks out cold. 1-2-3! NO! Gypsy manages to get her arm up before the 3. Jessica gets Gypsy to her feet, but Gypsy immediatly pushs forward into a spear type move, backing Jessica into the corner. Gypsy climbs to the second rope, grabs Jessica's head and performs a modified monkey flip. She quickly jumbs to the top rope and hits the Waning Moonsault for the three count.

Tricks: Gypsy looked good out there tonight. She might be back on track with that win.

Pierce: Maybe, but she's had a tough time as of late. Losing her Franchise title, then failing to retain it.

Tricks: Well, that was an awesome display of athleticism by both girls. We'll see what the rest of 2009 has in store for them.


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The scene takes a slight detour backstage where Mikey Svarro and Zarek Lyle are awaiting the reporter versus reporter match.

Zarek: Alright Mikey, don't worry about tonight, Perez won't be able to move as fast as you, I'm sure of it.

Mikey: It's not Perez that I'm worried about, it's Roxy.

Zarek: What do you mean?

Mikey: I have a feeling she'll get involved. If I could get my hands on someone who had been writing shit about me, I would too.

Zarek: You just let me worry about her, and you worry about beating Perez.

Mikey: Gotcha.

The scene fades as Zarek is trying to psych up Mikey for his upcoming match against Perez Hilton. Definitely should be an interesting match. It quickly comes back to ringside, where Ronnie Tricks and Kevin Pierce are still sitting, discussing what has just been displayed.

Tricks: What? Mikey doesn't stand a chance, Perez has that match won.

Pierce: I wouldn't be so sure. Have you seen Perez? He'll probably get hit, and won't be able to get back up.

Match Five
Faith Rivers versus Christina Gellar

As the lights went down, the fans got quiet and turned their heads to the video wall to see who is coming out next. Few seconds passed before the familiar chorus of Bon Jovi 's song "You give Love a Bad Name" hit the P.A. system. The bigger part of the public started booing with passion, but there were some of them (partly men) who started screaming in excitement. Jade appeared on the top of the ramp with her hands crossed on her waist and some kind of a devilish smile upon her face. She was dressed in her usual attire - black leather shorts, black leather top and training shoes, but she looked sexy as hell. She took few seconds to check the atmosphere in the crowd and then slowly started to walk down the ramp. She didn't take much time in greeting her fans and quickly slid under the lower rope, making beautiful side-split. Jade then jumped on her feet and looked around, walking to the middle of the ring, waiting for her opponent to come out.

Pierce: Oh my god, it's Jade, I think I just creamed myself.

Tricks: Umm...anyway, this time last year Jade was the BUDvision Champion, and the Heavyweight number one contender

Pierce: And now she's just one smoking hot shick to look at.

The lights go out as "Faith" by Limp Bizkit begins to come out of the PA System. Faith Rivers walks out and stands at the top of the entrance ramp. As the chorus of the song hits, 'You Gotta Have Faith' she jumps up a little and as her feet come down on the ramp again, fireworks go off behind Faith, just before she runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. As she gets to her feet, Faith runs into the corner and gets up on the second turnbuckle. She taunts the fans a bit before jumping down. Faith begins to loosen up her arms before leaning back against the ropes. As her music fades, Faith looks up towards the entrance ramp and waits for the match to start.

Tricks: Faith Rivers did what many still haven't done, and that's defeat White Trash.

Pierce: It's true, it's true. Faith is a nice newer face to the Bytch divison, let's see what she does with her reign.

The following contest is a battle of the "Bytches", on our left we have Faith Rivers and on our right there is Christina Gellar. The bout begins as a regular fighting bout. Right slaps and left slaps coming both ways. It was well-paced throughout the beginning with Christina who appears to be the more dominate one on top at times while Faith is right there, attacking her. Faith delivers a bulldog on Christina but Christina had Faith’s hair at that time. She keeps pulling on the hair, dragging her like a dog on a leash until slamming her onto the mat. Gellar picks her up for a Jawbreaker and goes for the count. Only a 2 count though. Half ways, both are getting tired while it’s the same pace as before. Gellar has Faith on the ground that she looks to be going for "Painful Intention" (Sharpshooter) but somehow Faith escapes the submission hold. Gellar who is furious at this time tries everything to knock Faith down by executing anything she has. It wasn’t too long that Faith reversed her moves and hit "River’s End" on Gellar. Both women are nearly beat while Gellar still has that fight in her, so does Faith. Gellar tries to position herself for her Moulin Rouge, but little seconds later Faith got out of it and caught Christina off guard with "Faithless" which Gellar goes down and Faith covers her for the win. A furious Gellar looks at what looks to be the now most dominate female? Faith has impressive victories as of late, who can stop her?

Tricks: And there we have it, this years new top bytch, Faith Rivers, Bytch Championess.

Pierce: Christina! No! Come over here, I'll tend your wounds

Tricks: I bet you would.

Match Six
Mikey Svarro w/ Zarek Lyle versus Perez Hilton w/ Foxy Roxy


The lights suddenly cut out, and through the darkness, "Ex's and Oh's" by Atryu pours through the PA system. The crowd is on their feet, as Zarek Lyle walks onto the ramp, followed by Mikey Svarro, decked out in wrestling gear. It's deifnitely a site to see. Mikey kind of jogs to the ring, Zarek beside him. It looks the same as a boxer and his trainer. The two slide into the ring, waiting for Perez and Roxy.

Pierce: Wooo! Mikey, what a badass.

Tricks: Meh, he's kind of good looking, but I still hope he gets his face kicked in.

"I Stand Alone" by Godsmack blares throughout the arena, and the crowd are on their feet again. Roxy stands at the left side of the ramp, as Perez stands on the other side, decked out in pink wrestling gear, easily worn by women. The two strut their way down to the ring, all smiles.

Tricks: Perez, I LOVE YOU.

Pierce: Don't you know he's gay?

It's obvious from the very beggining that the two don't really have a clue on what they're doing. Their two trainers, Zarek and Roxy, taught them the best they could, but in the end, they are both just simple gossip reporters. The two walk around the ring for a bit, trying to get a hit on the other. It's actually kind of funny. They're doing a boxing sort of style more than anything. They can't really tell an opening if their life depended on it. But that's okay, because the crowd is entertained by them anyway. Mikey kind of spears Perez and starts wailing on him out of nowhere. You can hear Zarek's cheers from the sidelines, and Roxy yelling, encouraging Perez to get up. With that, Perez somehow flips it over, sitting on top of Mikey, which he makes some...um...sexual actions out of. The crowd starts laughing, and cheering for Perez. Disgusted, Mikey uses the rops and turns Perez over into a sunset flip. 1-2-kickout.

Pierce: Oh damn, Mikey almost had it!

Tricks: Woooooot! Go Perez! Love ya hunny!

Roxy cheers, rather loudly at Perez kicking out, while Zarek hits the mat in frustration. The two go back and fowarth for awhile with moves that you probably wouldn't even see in an amatuer wrestling school. Before long, both trainers are going insane, standing on the aapron, ready to jump into the ring.

Pierce & Roxy: What the hell is ZaRoxyek doing?

Both Roxy and Zarek are in the ring now, bringing right hand after right hand against each other. Both Perez and Mikey are a bit stunned for a second, but the match is still going underway. Mikey and Perez suddenly realize they can help out their trainers. Mikey goes over to Roxy, while Perez over to Zarek. As Roxy and Zarek exchange right hands, the real competitors attempt to pull Zarek or Roxy away. Suddenly both Zarek and Roxy turn around, and simoutaneously closeline their opposing person. The referee calls for the bell, but doesn't know who to declare winner.

Tricks: Dude, Zarek totally just closelined Perez. Perez wins by DQ!

Pierce: WHAT?! Roxy hit Mikey first, Mikey is so the winner!

From there on, there's nothing holding Roxy and Zarek back, as the two begin pummeling each other without relent. From the back, several security men run out to the ring, to stop the brawl. Each have plenty of security men holding them back, while they still try to get at each other. Sometimes they'll break free and get a few extra hits before being dragged back to a corner by the security men.

Tricks: So, if Roxy is out here, who called security?


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Pierce: And finally, the match we have been waiting for.

Tricks: Im so excited. I just cant hide it.

Main Event
Drew Stevenson versus White Trash

The lights in the arena shut off putting the arena in complete darkness. The words of Shinedown are heard...

The more the light shines through me, I pretend to close my eyes...
The more the dark consumes me, I pretend that I'm burning...

Burning Bright...

A large spotlight shines down onto the ramp as a slab of concrete is seen and on it lies a figure. The public address sound system starts up again playing ''Burning Bright'' by Shinedown as the figure sits up and climbs off of the concrete pedestal indicating a resurrection. He begins walking down the ramp as the fans begin a huge, arena deafening ''Stevenson'' chant, the ring announcer heard vaguely.

''Making his way to the ring from Seymour, MO. at a height of six feet two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds... ''THE EMERALD'' DREW STTEEEVVEENSOOOONNNN.''

Drew gets down to the ring and quickly slides under the bottom ropes getting into the ring. He is quick to get back to his feet as he walks over to the farthest turnbuckle and leans back in it awaiting his opponent.

The lights in the arena go out and the song "Trailer Fabulous" by Brooks Buford comes on the speakers. Out walks the redneck bitch known as White Trash with a cowboy hat as she struts her way to the ring to the beat of the song. She steps inside the ring and looks at Drew with determined eyes. They both cant stop staring at each other.

Tricks: This is it, either put up or shut up.

Pierce: My money is on whoever can shut the other up.

The match of the night. Both of them lock-up and are surprised to know that they both studied each other's moves before the show. Drew counters some offensive moves from White Trash and White Trash counters the power moves from Drew. Finally Drew takes White Trash to her limits by applying some headlocks and chinlocks. But what really gets him flowing is the ankle as he is trying to work on it. White Trash counters a few of those ankle locks and delivers a few clotheslines and european uppercuts of her own.

Tricks: They both have the same trademark move, but Drew's elbow is very pointy it just might knock the wind out of White Trash.

Pierce: But you gotta remember that Drew has gone down with a school girl so she might use it again.

After a few short hits and slamming her on the ground, Drew climbs the top rope, raises his hands to the sky, and jumps to deliver that Randy Savage style elbow drop but misses it when White Trash moves out of the way. Immidiately Drew is writhing his arm in pain. White Trash waits for Drew to get up and as he does, White Trash rolls him up for the school girl pin again but he kicks out of it. Drew grabs her by her hair and begins to punch her in the corner of the ring. He backs up, goes to hit a splash, but she moves out of the way. He turns around and she superkicks him in the face.

Tricks: Dem blue collar rednecks with their twists I tell ya.

Drew staggers back but continues to be on his feet while White Trash runs to the ropes, comes back, and hits the RKO on Drew.

Pierce: Drew just got Trash'd!

Tricks: Is that like the same as Punk'd?

Pierce: Suppose so.

White Trash goes for the cover... 1..2...3. Its all over. White Trash wins the match as she raises her hands in the air. The crowd cheers and she is once again surprised that she won. White Trash looks down at Drew who is crawling out of the ring and she smiles as she makes her way to the top of the ropes to celebrate. She gets out of the ring and jumps the guardrail to celebrate with her hillbilly nation fans.


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Match Seven
Kit Black versus Menacide


Tricks: Alright, now ladies and gentlemen, it is time for Menacide to go up against Franchise Champ, Kit Black

Pierce: Yesss, Kit Black, she's...

Tricks: Fine, we know.

Pierce: Well don't you just know everything?

Tricks: Most of the time, yeah.

"Say Goodbye" played over the PA system showing Kit's
video on the tron. It wasn't long before Kit's feet touched the steel on the outside of the entrance curtain. Her hands swung down by her side as she planted herself on the top of the ramp. She put her right arm out to the right keeping it extended as she did the same with her left. She bowed her head and quickly brought her right hand up into a peace sign. She placed her left hand on the back of her head as she grinned. Her cozy grin stayed on her face while she started down the ramp towards the ring. She reached over slapping the hands of the screaming fans as she made her way to the bottom of the ramp. She then made her way up the steel steps onto the apron. She grinned throwing up the peace sign again to the cheers of the crowd. She then ducked under the middle rope into the ring. She then picks up speed running towards the turnbuckle. She jumps up on it with the peace sign in the air. She then jumps off turning her body to face away from the turnbuckle. She looks up the ramp as her music fades.

Tricks: It's wierd how Kit Black came out of the dark like she did.

Pierce: What exactly do you mean?

Tricks: Well, she was kind of lying low for awhile, and then suddenly

Pierce: BAM!

Tricks: ...exactly, she was fueding with Gypsy for the Franchise, then winning it, and now climbing even further.

The lights dim to black and the sounds of an organ piano are heard [
x]. After a few seconds of the music, a techno-like sound of "Crazy Train" starts up, and after a few seconds a scream of "Undead" hits as "Undead" by Hollywood Undead blasts across the speakers as a mixed reaction fuels from the crowd. Fog fills up on the stage and a blue light illuminates on both sides of the entrance and behind the fog comes a figure. The shadowed figure stretches his arms out to the wingspan and lifts off of the ground. Menacide appears to float out of the spoke. His dark red silk cape dangles and he lowers just by the ring, removing his cape, Menacide slides into the ring. Standing to his feet he looks around to the crowd, putting his arms out again while he waits.

Pierce: Menacide's someone else who came out of nowhere and made a big impact

Tricks: Very true, and he's still got that mask on. When do you think he'll finally reveal who he is?

Pierce: Well, probably when he wins the Heavyweight title. Then he'll really be considered Misery 2.0

We return as the next match is The Franchise Champion, Kit Black facing off the unknown Menacide. The opening bell rang and in the early seconds it was matched. Of course we don’t know whose Menacide but neither did Kit. Menacide took Kit out of the match with�?well one of her trademark "Black Out" getting the fast pin, but after a near second decision, Kit gets her hand up. At this time, Menacide was mimicking Kit with her own moves, which she didn’t like one bit. Eventually she caught him off guard with a lung blower, knocking the air out of whoever is behind Menacide. Mid ways, Kit took over, while Menacide had a few tricks up his sleeve by hitting his own version of Emerald Pride.

With that said, Kit goes down while Menacide tries to cover. Getting 2 ½ due to Kit foot under the rope. Menacide looks and thinks he has the victory but didn’t when Kit took advantage at that point hooking up a quick school boy pin style and got the 3 count! BUT NO, MENACIDE KICKED OUT. Kit grabs him and kicks him right in the rib area causing a lethal whiplash effect. It hurts doesn’t it? She picks him up and nails him with a Spike DDT. She goes to the turnbuckle, on the top rope, she hits him with a "Perilous Attraction" knocking the wind out of him again, covering him as well and getting the win. Kit celebrates with her Franchise title.

Tricks: Oh my god, Kit takes the win. If this doesn't get her looked at even more, I don't know what will

Pierce: There's no doubt about it, Kit Black is definitely a future Heavyweight Champion.

Short commercial break.

Pierce: And finally, the match we have been waiting for.

Tricks: Im so excited. I just cant hide it.

Main Event
Drew Stevenson versus White Trash

The lights in the arena shut off putting the arena in complete darkness. The words of Shinedown are heard...

The more the light shines through me, I pretend to close my eyes...
The more the dark consumes me, I pretend that I'm burning...

Burning Bright...

A large spotlight shines down onto the ramp as a slab of concrete is seen and on it lies a figure. The public address sound system starts up again playing ''Burning Bright'' by Shinedown as the figure sits up and climbs off of the concrete pedestal indicating a resurrection. He begins walking down the ramp as the fans begin a huge, arena deafening ''Stevenson'' chant, the ring announcer heard vaguely.

''Making his way to the ring from Seymour, MO. at a height of six feet two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds... ''THE EMERALD'' DREW STTEEEVVEENSOOOONNNN.''

Drew gets down to the ring and quickly slides under the bottom ropes getting into the ring. He is quick to get back to his feet as he walks over to the farthest turnbuckle and leans back in it awaiting his opponent.

The lights in the arena go out and the song "Trailer Fabulous" by Brooks Buford comes on the speakers. Out walks the redneck bitch known as White Trash with a cowboy hat as she struts her way to the ring to the beat of the song. She steps inside the ring and looks at Drew with determined eyes. They both cant stop staring at each other.

Tricks: This is it, either put up or shut up.

Pierce: My money is on whoever can shut the other up.

The match of the night. Both of them lock-up and are surprised to know that they both studied each other's moves before the show. Drew counters some offensive moves from White Trash and White Trash counters the power moves from Drew. Finally Drew takes White Trash to her limits by applying some headlocks and chinlocks. But what really gets him flowing is the ankle as he is trying to work on it. White Trash counters a few of those ankle locks and delivers a few clotheslines and european uppercuts of her own.

Tricks: They both have the same trademark move, but Drew's elbow is very pointy it just might knock the wind out of White Trash.

Pierce: But you gotta remember that Drew has gone down with a school girl so she might use it again.

After a few short hits and slamming her on the ground, Drew climbs the top rope, raises his hands to the sky, and jumps to deliver that Randy Savage style elbow drop but misses it when White Trash moves out of the way. Immidiately Drew is writhing his arm in pain. White Trash waits for Drew to get up and as he does, White Trash rolls him up for the school girl pin again but he kicks out of it. Drew grabs her by her hair and begins to punch her in the corner of the ring. He backs up, goes to hit a splash, but she moves out of the way. He turns around and she superkicks him in the face.

Tricks: Dem blue collar rednecks with their twists I tell ya.

Drew staggers back but continues to be on his feet while White Trash runs to the ropes, comes back, and hits the RKO on Drew.

Pierce: Drew just got Trash'd!

Tricks: Is that like the same as Punk'd?

Pierce: Suppose so.

White Trash goes for the cover... 1..2...3. Its all over. White Trash wins the match as she raises her hands in the air. The crowd cheers and she is once again surprised that she won. White Trash looks down at Drew who is crawling out of the ring and she smiles as she makes her way to the top of the ropes to celebrate. As she looks up towards the ramp, Seifer is standing there, the Heavyweight title slung over his shoulder. How long he's been standing there, she doesn't know. He looks at White Trash, intrigued, a slight smirk on his face. He nods, and then walks backstage. She gets out of the ring and jumps the guardrail to celebrate with her hillbilly nation fans....

...as the first Chaos Theory for the new year goes off air. What a show it was.


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