Pierce: And finally, the match we have been waiting for.
Tricks: Im so excited. I just cant hide it.
Main Event
Drew Stevenson versus White Trash
The lights in the arena shut off putting the arena in complete darkness. The words of Shinedown are heard...
The more the light shines through me, I pretend to close my eyes...
The more the dark consumes me, I pretend that I'm burning...
Burning Bright...
A large spotlight shines down onto the ramp as a slab of concrete is seen and on it lies a figure. The public address sound system starts up again playing ''Burning Bright'' by Shinedown as the figure sits up and climbs off of the concrete pedestal indicating a resurrection. He begins walking down the ramp as the fans begin a huge, arena deafening ''Stevenson'' chant, the ring announcer heard vaguely.
''Making his way to the ring from Seymour, MO. at a height of six feet two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds... ''THE EMERALD'' DREW STTEEEVVEENSOOOONNNN.''
Drew gets down to the ring and quickly slides under the bottom ropes getting into the ring. He is quick to get back to his feet as he walks over to the farthest turnbuckle and leans back in it awaiting his opponent.
The lights in the arena go out and the song "Trailer Fabulous" by Brooks Buford comes on the speakers. Out walks the redneck bitch known as White Trash with a cowboy hat as she struts her way to the ring to the beat of the song. She steps inside the ring and looks at Drew with determined eyes. They both cant stop staring at each other.
Tricks: This is it, either put up or shut up.
Pierce: My money is on whoever can shut the other up.
The match of the night. Both of them lock-up and are surprised to know that they both studied each other's moves before the show. Drew counters some offensive moves from White Trash and White Trash counters the power moves from Drew. Finally Drew takes White Trash to her limits by applying some headlocks and chinlocks. But what really gets him flowing is the ankle as he is trying to work on it. White Trash counters a few of those ankle locks and delivers a few clotheslines and european uppercuts of her own.
Tricks: They both have the same trademark move, but Drew's elbow is very pointy it just might knock the wind out of White Trash.
Pierce: But you gotta remember that Drew has gone down with a school girl so she might use it again.
After a few short hits and slamming her on the ground, Drew climbs the top rope, raises his hands to the sky, and jumps to deliver that Randy Savage style elbow drop but misses it when White Trash moves out of the way. Immidiately Drew is writhing his arm in pain. White Trash waits for Drew to get up and as he does, White Trash rolls him up for the school girl pin again but he kicks out of it. Drew grabs her by her hair and begins to punch her in the corner of the ring. He backs up, goes to hit a splash, but she moves out of the way. He turns around and she superkicks him in the face.
Tricks: Dem blue collar rednecks with their twists I tell ya.
Drew staggers back but continues to be on his feet while White Trash runs to the ropes, comes back, and hits the RKO on Drew.
Pierce: Drew just got Trash'd!
Tricks: Is that like the same as Punk'd?
Pierce: Suppose so.
White Trash goes for the cover... 1..2...3. Its all over. White Trash wins the match as she raises her hands in the air. The crowd cheers and she is once again surprised that she won. White Trash looks down at Drew who is crawling out of the ring and she smiles as she makes her way to the top of the ropes to celebrate. She gets out of the ring and jumps the guardrail to celebrate with her hillbilly nation fans.
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