We come back from commercial break to the sold out Brisbane Entertainment Centre, where everyone has come out in force to celebrate the birthday of Foxy Roxy as well as catch some BUD action live.  The camera view fades from the wide shot of the raucous crowd to a tight shot of Ronnie Tricks and Kevin Pierce at ringside getting ready to call the next match of the evening.  Ronnie puts her hand to the ear piece on her headset and gets wide eyed

Ronnie: Repeat that?"

Those sparkling eyes only get wider as the director backstage repeats his last message to her.  She looks up at that the camera realizing they are back live and smiles one of those way to big grins that shows off to many teeth and makes the smile look less like a smile and more like a snarl. 

Ronnie: Let us continue our night of a birthday celebration for the co-founder of Bytches Ultimate Domain Foxy Roxy , by going to a very special message"

Kevin shuffles through his papers"  I don't have that on my list, this better not be another fashion faux pas segment Ronnie.  No one gives a damn if you don't like what they are wearing"

Ronnie: Just shut up pretty boy and watch the BUDVISION."

There is a flickering of lights in the building and the crackle of static on the big screen to draw the fan's attention in that direction before the screen comes to life with a man that hasn't been seen on BUD television in a very long time. (Gotta remember his match at Vendetta was a dark match so no one seen him that night but the fans)...NovaCaine flashes that smirk that is just dripping with cocky arrogance.  The fans may be in shock to see Nova, but they haven't forgotten for a moment how to react to Nova with the boos filling the air like the chants of over rated every time Drew Stevenson wanders into a building.

Nova cups his hand around his ear ala Hulk Hogan and chuckles" That is music to my ears, but you damn smelly Kangaroo fuckers can go back to the Outhouse. I mean Out Back and let the purity of greatness speak in silence"

The fans only get louder which of course is what Nova wanted since he was baiting the crowd.  He flashes a small smile knowing that he still hasn't lost the ability to piss off an entire arena in less then a minute.

"I'm not here to announce my return to active in-ring action and I'm not even here to make everyone on that little sign-up sheet shed some tears by saying that I will be in the Master of Domain tournament this year, because frankly none of you have earned the right to see me deliver the ratings and the only way you will ever get to see me in the ring right now will be for you to roll up your pennies, or I guess in the case of you Aussies whatever the hell you backwards people use for money and save up to come to see a pay per view live because maybe , just maybe if the stars align perfectly and the money flows like sperm into your sister I might just make another dark match appearance ,but none of you will know that without buying a damn ticket , so get to saving."

Nova pauses to take a sip from a bottle of water, the location around him seems to be some kind of bar or night club with him sitting on a bar stool at the end the long Mahogany bar.  To those that been there they would recognize this as Nova’s gentlemen’s club SIN, but for everyone else this will remain a mystery.

"What I'm here tonight for is to wish my former girlfriend  Foxy Roxy a very happy birthday.  We traveled a lot of roads together  over that short time we were with each other Rox , and while things didn't part in the most friendly of ways I'm glad you are doing well for yourself and back around the sport that you love soon much again.  Now of course I could point out that you could have done way better for a husband but I guess Syck is a good enough pick , after all there is no one that can truly replace me.  You have a good one Rox and remember tonight when you are celebrating this joyous event how it use to feel when my hand made contact with that sweet ass, she may have ended up with you Sykening but she will never....Ever... forget me."

Nova shoots a little coy wink at the camera" I'm sorry I couldn't be there in person tonight, but the Australian government has some sort of problem with me over some jokes about their beloved Crocodile Hunter...Not my fault the fucker finally got what he deserved now is it?   You don't play with dangerous animals like they are your neighbor's kitten and not expect to eventually get fucked up.  Anyway Roxy as I was recording this message to you I thought back about a lot of the firsts that came with us around each other.  I thought about the first time we met when you gave me my contract and how I thought boy this girl is a real bitch but she does have a nice ass"

There is the smirk back again tickling the ends of his lips just wanting to break out into a full on smile.

“I thought about the first time that you reprimanded me when I made little Spanky Spawn cry his eyes out over a little burnt down cabin.  I remember the first time I walked out of this company when my brilliant idea of the Pit match didn't turn out so well for me and I even remember the first time that we went out together not as boss and employee, but as friends.  So many things have happened over the years between us Rox and I owe you some credit for helping me get that mainstream attention that catapulted me into legendary status.  You didn't make me Roxy so don't think for a moment you get credit for that, but you did help with the molding of a deranged young  hot head into a deranged old man...Not much changes Roxy, but our ages.  Happy Birthday Mamacita"

Nova raises his bottle of water in a salute" Oh and don't think for a second that I would be such a prick as to not give you a gift for your birthday, but I wanted to keep with the general topic of firsts so it wasn't easy.  I know you will get plenty of flowers, candy, jewelry, money, an asshole attempt at women satisfying and even some insults considering Leaky will surely open his yapper tonight and the guy never leaves character for a second.  I seen him when I was in London arguing with a horse and screaming the question still remains, the question still remains.  Between you, me and the millions watching this around the world I think the question still remains because the goofy fucker is too stupid to come up with an answer.  Anyway Rox here is your gift from me to you"

Nova reaches into his pocket and pulls out a piece of black fabric; he slowly unfolds it to reveal a pair of lacey black thong panties." Two years ago sweetness I picked these up, no they weren't a present for you, but rather a present more so a souvenir for me.  I don't know if you will remember the time, but these here panties were peeled off that tight little body of yours  the first night I .....Well the first night you screamed my name so loud that I'm still partially deaf in my left ear."

Nova tosses them at the camera" I think they will still fit darling, wear them in a good health"

Nova blows a kiss at the camera with the screen cutting back to static.

Kevin" Well that was interesting to say the least"

Ronnie" Nova is always entertaining"

Kevin" He is a sadistic little child that has never grown up, how can you think for a second that what he did was entertaining?  He just tried to ruin the night of the first couple of BUD by bringing up past issues.  I for one wouldn't be surprised if Syck didn't want to kick his ass for that"

Ronnie" Syck better worry about the seven foot monster Kryptt and not a retired NovaCaine.  My Momma always told me you let the sleeping dog lie if you don't want to get mauled"

Kevin�?Wow I'm surprised"

Ronnie" At what, that I said  something witty?"

Kevin" No, I'm surprised you knew who your Mother was"

Ronnie"Bite me pretty boy"

Kevin" You wish Hag Bag.  We will be right back with our next match folks, stay tuned for many more surprises on this night of celebration.  Foxy Roxy is having a birthday party and you are all invited.  We will be right back"

Hangover goes to commercial with more clips of the long and illustrious career of Foxy Roxy.

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