Woman's Voice: "The whole thing I think its sic, The whole thing I think its sic, The whole thing I think its sic...

Finally, the drums blast right away and Corey's voice echoes throughout the arena as well as the crowd with: HERE COMES THE PAIN!!! "Sic" by Slipknot goes off throughout the arena and right away the middle of the crowd begin to mosh, Syck finally makes his way out through the curtains with an Assholish smile on his face, he looks around the arena, and extends his arms to the side anticipating the reaction they are going to get tonight. Syck makes his way down to ringside, grabs a microphone from one of the announcers, and gets inside the ring, he takes one look at the crowd, and turns around to climb the turnbuckle to do his trademark Asshole Pose. Syck raises his hands in the air, gets down, and walks towards the middle of the ring. He is about to speak as he is raising the microphone to his lips but the crowd stops him.

Crowd: THANK YOU ASSHOLE!!!

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Crowd: THANK YOU ASSHOLE!!!

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Syck does the trademark assholish smile, puts hit head down, and nods his head. He raises the mic up to his lips and begins to speak.

Syck: You guys are all going to thank me even more in a minute because how are we going to have a show without a commentator?

"Number 1" by Nelly hits the speakers and everyone is at their feet anticipating who it is.

Syck: Ladies and gentlemen... coming to the ring at this time.... From North Highlands, California.

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Syck: ERNIE SCHIVONE!

Ernie Schivone makes his way towards the ring and stands right next to Syck as he raises his hands in the air.

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!

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Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!

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Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME

Both Syck and Ernie Schivone get out of the ring and walk over to the commentator's table where they put on their headsets.

Ernie - Well... were back.

Syck - I been here, your back.

Ernie - Im back! Thank you for buying the company.

Syck - It was the right thing to do. Let me introduce you all to what this is. Welcome to Chaos Theory here in the Windy City of Chicago, Illinois. We are being watched statewide and possibly maybe later on youtube.com. Im your host only for tonight and possibly right now, but the man you are about to listen to is Mr. Ernie Schivone.

Schivone - For those that dont know me, I been around in BUD as a commentator before. And for those that do. Hey, good to see you again. We have a very impressive card tonight. Two legends make their return while a soon to be legend in the making is back. As I understand it Syck, your son, Andrew is back in the world of wrestling.

Syck - Yea, he came to me wanting to be the first one to get signed and I had to do it. The guy is impressive. The last time he was here, he was in MOD, went all the way to the finals and lost to Seifer.

Schivone - As I understand it, his other accomplishment listed is that he's one of the guys that disassembled The Originators.

Syck - Yea, he can brag all he wants about that one. Why dont we tell them who else is on the card and seriously, before I called these people, I wasn't even expecting them to come. I thought they were going to say no being that the last time they were in BUD, things didn't go too well for them.

Schivone - Whisper and Novacaine will be in action tonight.

Syck - And we are finally going to see Martie get his hands on El Lunatico. Everytime this masked beaner is running around, he is getting his kicks in at Martie.

Schivone - Wait a minute, are you trying to defend Martie here? I mean, this is the guy that was stalking you at the begining of his career.

Syck - Im not defending anybody. Im just saying, El Lunatico sure knows how to throw those kicks around.

Schivone - Right now however, we have a huge match. The returning Andrew Underwood is teaming up with Faith and they are set to face Akmed and Captain Anarchy. What do you say to these two teams Mr. Underwood?

Syck: Trust your partner. I know I trained Akmed for a while but he annoyed the shit out of me so I dumped him. Captain Anarchy is Jake Frost's bodyguard and he seems to be doing quite well for himself carrying that THC belt, especially here in GWE Chaos Theory. As far as Andrew and Faith, I heard a little bit about the bitch killer and she did impress some people on Hangover when she lifted Kryptt up. Faith is worth it for Andrew.

Schivone - Lets not forget who his manager is, my long time broadcast collegue turned manager of champions, Ruthless Villain.

Syck: Lets go to our ring announcer, Miss Morgan Webb.

Morgan: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall.