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Ronnie: The next match of the evening is two more of these less than women we have on the roster that make all of their money by flaunting around their assets"

Kevin" How you sit here with a straight face and tell that kind of lie? The female division is slowly becoming the cream of the crop in The Domain and these two girls are near the top of that division. I smell a hint of jealously in the air when you speak Ronnie"

Ronnie" What you smell is that Dollar Store bug spray you call cologne"

Kevin" Lets go up to Lily for the introductions"

Lily stands center ring waiting for her cue, she nods smiling big to the fans" Ladies and Gentlemen our next match of the evening is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit"

"Say Goodbye" plays over the PA system showing Kit's video on the tron. It wasn't long before Kit's feet touched the steel on the outside of the entrance curtain. Her hands swung down by her side as she planted herself on the top of the ramp. She put her right arm out to the right keeping it extended as she did the same with her left. She bowed her head and quickly brought her right hand up into a peace sign. She placed her left hand on the back of her head as she grinned. Her cozy grin stayed on her face while she started down the ramp towards the ring.

Lily" Coming to the ring first she is from Apple Valley, California...This is the Kittttttttt Blackkkkkkkk"

Kit reached over slapping the hands of the screaming fans as she made her way to the bottom of the ramp. She then made her way up the steel steps onto the apron. She grinned throwing up the peace sign again to the cheers of the crowd. She then ducked under the middle rope into the ring. She then picks up speed running towards the turnbuckle. She jumps up on it with the peace sign in the air. She then jumps off turning her body to face away from the turnbuckle. She looks up the ramp as her music fades.

Kevin" Kit looks focused on this match but you know in the back of head the announcement coming later tonight has to be weighing on her heavily"

Ronnie"What announcement? Ohhh I remember, yeah Paris Hilton already has a new skanky best friend, Kit is out of the running"

Kevin" I'm talking about the announcement coming from The Domain Owner Foxy Roxy about what will happen with the Franchise title. I personally have watched that tape several times and can't figure out who should really be counted in the pinfall....Both Gypsy and Kit appeared to pin Addams at the same time"

Ronnie" Maybe you should pull it off the zoom and watch something besides their asses"

Kevin" Must hurt being that spiteful"

Ronnie"Not as much as you would think really"

The lights in the arena go out and the song "Hillbilly Nation" by Cowboy Crush comes on the speakers. Out walks the redneck bitch known as White Trash with a cowboy hat as she struts her way to the ring to the beat of the song. Walking beside AWT is the current Bytch champion and White Trash's reported girlfriend BreAnna Black

'Cause I'm a member of the hillbilly nation,
Loud an' proud an' runnin' wild.
Ball cap, cowboy hat: baby, gimme some of that.
Rough around the edges is just my style.
Yeah, I'm a member of the hillbilly nation,
Not afraid to speak my mind.
Proud member of the hillbilly nation:
Tell me, baby, are you one of my kind

Ronnie"Who knew Rhode Island had so many filthy rednecks"

Kevin" AWT is the common girl and she draws quite a fan backing"

Lily"Coming to the ring hailing from Birmingham, Alabama and being accompanied by the current reigning and defending Bytch Champion BreAnna Black...This is American White Trash!!!"

AWT stops at ringside taking off her cowboy hat and placing it on BreAnna's head leaning in and kissing Bre to the hoots and hollars of the male members of the audience and few of those select females with the buzz hair cuts and a love of wearing flannel, you know the kind I'm talking about...The ones that think Rosie O'Donnell and that blonde bitch that looks like Rod Stewart's anorexic twin are pioneers of the female community....

Ronnie"Absolutely disgusting that these two women would be allowed to flaunt this kind of moral sin on our television show"

Kevin" Didn't I see you once playing strip poker with Akmed? Now that is what I call a moral sin, plus just downright sickening"

Ronnie"Obviously you can't appreciate Akmed's muscular physique"

Kevin"Obviously the detox didn't work for you"

Back in the ring Lily heads to the floor and the ref calls for the bell...Kit and AWT circle each other very slowly looking for that one spot they can shoot in on and take an advantage...Kit goes for a single leg, but AWT is a little quicker with her defense spinning out of the shoot and scrambling away from Kit....Kit comes back to her feet quickly and AWT moves in for a collar and elbow tie up...looking for an armbar but Kit quickly reverses it into a rear armbar...AWT goes low rolling through and sending Kit flying...Kit and AWT both come to their feet at the same time and the fans give both ladies a nice ovation for their back and forth wrestling

Kevin" Are you still going to contend these women are only on here because of their assets after seeing that?"

Ronnie"Pretty much...Yup"

Kevin"So closed minded"

Ronnie"So Emo"

In the ring the girls go back and forth with several more chain wrestling moves before Kit whips AWT towards the ropes and AWT reverses allowing for Bre to hook Kit's ankle from the outside and trip her up...The crowd mutter some boos as the ref warns Bre about her interference and the championess tips down AWT's cowboy hat over her eyes and turns her back to the ref. In the ring AWT uses this opening to her advantage as Kit moves to get up AWT hits the ropes and comes in with a vicious baseball slide dropkick right to Kit's face...The Franchise hopeful rolls to her back grabbing her face and AWT springboards off the ropes spinning in mid-air to hit a leg drop to Kit's sternum and going for the quick pinfall

One...two...

Kit kicks out and AWT goes back on the offensive while Bre cheers her on from ringside..

Kevin" Gypsy's Mafia Girls seem pretty intent on taking out Kit before the announcement is ever made about what will happen with the Franchise title"

Ronnie"Smart thinking, if Kit can't work then she can't be champion."

AWT looks for the Irish whip, Kit reverses and ducks her head for the backdrop AWT looks for the DDT but Kit takes her over with a belly to belly suplex into a bridging pin attempt.

One..Two..T

AWT kicks out just as Bre rolled up onto the apron like she might come into the ring...The ref notices going to lecture Bre once again with this time Kit coming over to the ropes and yelling at Bre...Bre and Kit jaw back and forth with each other for several seconds before Kit turns back and nearly gets hit with blue collar twist(superkick)..somehow Kit is able to catch AWT's leg before she can make contact she takes AWT down with a leg drag and quickly goes for the Pain Kit(Spider Twist)

Kevin"AWT is in real trouble here, she could be forced to submit from the amount of pressure this move puts on the back and neck"

Ronnie" Lets hope so...I bored with this match"

Kevin" You would be"

Bre leaps up on the ring apron screaming at Kit and the Referee...The Ref walks away from asking WT if she wants to quit to yell at Bre to get down off the apron...Bre smacks him with AWT's cowboy hat blinding him momentarily as the hat's brim caught him in the eyes...AWT taps the mat but the ref is looking away from it and doesn't see what appears to be AWT giving up...

Kevin"She is tapping..Turn around Ref!!"

Ronnie" Typical for a man to be distracted by a pretty woman and miss things happening around him"

Kit breaks the hold going towards the ropes and shoving Bre down to the floor , Kit grabs the ref pointing towards AWT and then walks back over to her opponent...Kit pulls AWT in line with the ropes and calls for her Say Goodbye(Sky Twister Press) finisher...Kit starts to climb the ropes but before she can get up them Bre is around there up on the apron she shakes the ropes and Kit falls back into the ring..

Kevin"Kit Black is just outnumbered out here, it is like she is fighting a damn handicap match"

Ronnie" Ya know I'm kinda starting to like the Legion of Lesbo , they work well together"

The ref finally gets his eyes to stop watering just as AWT nails a staggering Kit with the Blue Collar Twist Superkick...Hitting her right on the jaw this time for a quick roll up

One...Two....Three...

Kevin"Damnit those Mafia Girls screwed Kit Black tonight"

Ronnie"Well...No they didnt, but I'm sure they might want too"

Lily"Here is your winner...AMERICAN WHITE TRASH!!!!!!!"

AWT and BreAnna slowly back up the ramp arm in arm as Kit has come back up to her knees glaring at the girls and rubbing her jaw..

Kevin" You can bet Kit Black is going to be looking for retribution on these girls as well as their little leader Gypsy in the coming weeks"

Ronnie" She better find some help if she has those kind of ideas in her head"

Kevin"We will be right back folks with our next match"

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