Ernie Schivone" Welcome back to GWE presents Chaos Theory live on the WB network folks brought to you in conjuction with A-Hole Enterprises and The Domain wrestling federation. Remember you can catch us here every Thursday night at nine aswell as see several of our talented alumni every Monday Night on The Domain's Monday Night Hangover broadcast...Now that the cheap plugs are out of the way lets go back up to the ring for the next match of the evening..."
Chris "The Lion" De Leon is back in the ring before the raucous Chicago crowd." Our next match of the evening is for one fall with a ten minute time limit.."
T.R.I.C by Otep plays over the sound system and out onto the stage steps the lovely yet very strange femine fatale known simply as Roach. Her eyes look a bit glassy as usual and she has that I need some munchies expression on her pristine face. She smiles at the crowd and slowly walks towards the ring..
Chris" Coming to the ring first ,she is hailing from the outer limits of the human existance or the moon...whichever is closer...This is Roach"
Roach gets a few catcalls from the male fan base as she steps through the top and middle ropes and walks slowly around the ring looking out at the fans.
Ernie" Roach is still quite the enigma to us in the wrestling reporting business..One moment she seems like a harmless and ever so amusing stoner then in the blink of an eye she is lashing out at people with a violent rage. Speculation is once that high starts to wear off Roach we get the less mellow more violent side of her personality...Time of the disclaimer folks...GWE nor its Parent Company The Domain Wrestling Enterprises neither supports nor promotes open drug usage nor do we suggest that anyone should partake in illegal drug usage...In other words don't try this at home....Unless you are Tommy Chong"
'Sorrow' by Flyleaf hits the pa system. Lili walks out from behind the curtain. She smiles sweetly at the audience and begins walking down the ramp
Chris"Making her way to the ring, hailing from San Francisco, California. Lili Baxter!!!
Lili walks down the ramp, she walks up the stairs and bends over and steps through the ropes into the ring her eyes never leaving Roach in a sign that she has been taught well by her older sister.
Ernie"For anyone that watched the record setting Moment of Silence you know that Lili's sister Jefferina Baxter was attacked prior to that show by Roach here and I understand that on Monday night JMB's injuries from that attack were re-aggravated and she could be out of the ring for a week or two while she recooperates. In the mean time little sis has stepped up here tonight looking to defend the Baxter name against Roach"
As Chris is heading for the ring ropes Lili turns just momentarily to toss her ring jacket out to the floor and Roach sprints across the ring diving on Lili and sandwiching her against the turnbuckle....Roach pummels Lili to the back of the head dragging her from the corner by her hair and immediately going low with a chop block variation to the side of Lili's knee.
Ernie"Roach is trying to tear up those MCL/ACL ligaments in Lili's knee...Did we even have a bell for this match?"
Referee Naomi Banks tries to get in between the girls as Roach beats on Lili like she back getting whooped by her dead daddy..Roach shoves Naomi to the mat and quickly goes out to the floor looking for something
Ernie" That right there is going to cost Roach some of her stash money, you do not put your hands on the officials"
Roach goes under the ring coming back out with the torque wrench tool used to tighten down the ring turnbuckles when putting up the ropes...She rolls back into the ring pointing at Lili's knee and smirking
Ernie" This isn't even a match folks, Lili was blindsided by this girl before she knew what was happening and damnit now this girl is looking to try to injure another Baxter. I have no idea what this girl's problem is with the Baxters but someone needs to get out here and stop this little smoked out maniac from breaking Lili's leg"
Right on cue with Ernie's words the crowd that had been booing Roach's unsavory actions busts into a cheer as JMB comes from the back...She don't seem to be hundred percent but she isn't about to let her little sister get cripped by Roach either...Roach sees JMB coming and squares up with the wrench, but JMB doesn't stop..She rolls into the ring ducking under Roach's haymaker swing with the wrench and puts a boot to Roach's gut causing her to drop the wrench...JMB grabs Roach's head looking to give her a little taste of the Hokus Pokus(Twist of Fate) but Roach quickly scrambles away from her and out to the floor...She backs up the ramp grinning as JMB holds her ribs and leans down to check on her sister as several other GWE officials make it to the ring..
Ernie" Thank god JMB was in the building tonight to watch her sister perform or we might have seen another Baxter sidelined with injury."
In the ring JMB grabs the mic from Chris before he can announce anything and looks dead on at Roach
.."You are just like the bug bitch...Once the lights come on you run away to hide. Soon though you are going to get caught in my spotlight and there will be no running or hiding for you" JMB throws down the mic as Roach giggles blowing JMB a kiss before disappearing through the curtain..
Ernie" You have to believe this problem is going to come to a head very soon...Once JMB heals up those ribs you can bet she is going to be looking for a big ass can of Raid to take out The Domain's bug problem...I understand this match has been ruled a no contest folks...We will be right back with more Chaotic action live and only on Chaos Theory"