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The camera fades in backstage where Max Karas has just arrived at the Acer Arena in Sydney, Australia. He walks right in to his office and there is a group of girls arguing about their make-up and wanting to get in the ring and who is Mr. Karas going to help first. He walks right out and pinches himself as he stares into the camera.

Max: Did I go to heaven or something?

He smiles as he walks in to his office and quiets all the girls down.

Max: Im Mr. Karas, the commissioner here in BUD, how can I help you?

They all stop to stare and they all begin to talk at the same time.

Max: Okay! That's not going to work out... Let me try... you, what's your name?

The blonde looks up.

Blonde: My name is Colbie Stevens.

Max: Okay, and what is it that you want?

Colbie: I want to be in a match tonight.

Another blonde decked in leather and dark glasses speak up.

Blonde #2: And so do I and the rest of us.

Once again they all start to argue amongst each other. Max decides to walk out of his office and stands right in front of the door so nobody can come out. He opens his eyes and stares at what looks like a grunge wrestler with jean shorts with a gothic T-shirt.

Max: You must be Kennie Famous right?

Kennie - Yeah!

Max: Were you coming to see me about a match tonight?

Kennie - Yeah.

Max: Sorry, im all booked.

Another guy shows up and bumps right into Kennie pushing him out of the way.

Max: Yes?

Rude Guy: The name is Andrew Bradford, any idea if I will be bloody placed in a match tonight?

Max: Look guys, I hate to say this, but im all booked tonight. Why dont you guys sign up for next Monday, maybe you guys will get a chance.

Andrew Bradford: What in the bloody heck are you talking about?

Kennie Famous: I hate your accent. You want me to beat this fool down?

Andrew Bradford: Who are you?

Kennie Famous: Im the man who is going to beat you down if you dont stop looking at me like that!

Max: GUYS! Save it for the ring.

Max opens the door up and walks right back into his office forgetting about the girls being there.

Ciara Cage: Am I gonna beat up on bitches or boys tonight? What is it?

Trish Dominique: I cant wait to get my hands on the bytch champion!

Max once again walks out and White Trash is standing right there in front of him.

White Trash: What in the heck is wrong with you boy?

Max: New Talent! They want a match tonight... thing is, were booked.

White Trash: So give them something for next week.

Max: I am, but here's the thing... then ill be booked again and someone else will want a match.

White Trash: Dang. See, at a time like this, you might want to bring back Thursday's show.

Max: Maybe... I'll have to talk about it with management.

White Trash: Did you happen to talk to them about the all female ppv I brought up?

Max looks at White Trash and smiles.

Max: I just realized what I could do with these girls in there.

White Trash: What is it?

Max: I will tell you as well as everyone else later... right now. Im off.

Max walks away leaving his office behind to the girls that are inside. The camera fades to white and it goes directly to Kevin Sane and Ronnie Tricks who are wondering what the hell just happened. The camera pans over to the crowd who are holding signs that read: "I'll be Jake's partner." "Do me next Gypsy!" and "Someone take out the Trash."

Kevin - Welcome everyone to another exciting but weird Monday Night Hangover. Today is Monday, June second and we are coming to you live from the Arcer Arena in the land of down under. We are your hosts as always, im Kevin Pierce and this is Ronnie Tricks.

Ronnie - Did you know that when you flush the toilet the water goes counter clock wise?

Kevin - Yes, its been a wierd week, but this is BUD, it gets wierder and wierder. Now for those that tuned in last week, at the end of the Drew Stevenson and Jake Frost tag team match, our boss lady Foxy Roxy came out to announce that Drew would no longer be participating in the lethal lottery tag team tournament due to him and Akasha being the number 1 contendors. It was also revealed that Logan Law would be Jake's new partner. However, cards do read they are subject to change. Due to a minor mishap, Akasha has been on LOA for about a few months now leaving people to speculate if she even deserved the title shot. Dont get us wrong, she's a good wrestler, but... if your not going to be active, neither is your title shot. So tonight, Jake will team up with Drew Stevenson and they will face Kryptt and Syck to determine who will advance in the tournament.

Ronnie - Also on tonight's show, we have Leaky Format and Karime Atora, two of the wrestlers that teamed up last week and lost. Now due to the stipulation when the card was posted, they are to face tonight.

Kevin - Also on the show we have two other lottery style tag team matches as well as the main event where White Trash has been given referee duties for the night.

Ronnie - But first... we have Logan Law taking on Martie and El Lunatico in a triple threat match. For those that missed it last week, El Lunatico attacked Martie after his match, thus creating this match to take place. And since Logan Law was on the receiving end of the controversy surrounding the tag team tournament, he is set for action against these two and that match begins up next!

- Match 1 -

Leaky Format vs Karime Atora

Stips: Regular Bout

Winner: Leaky Format

During the match: Karime was very impressive throughout the entire match, however Leaky was able to get the upper hand back to get the win. After the match was over, El Lunatico came in to try to attack Karime while Leaky was holding on to her. But Martie and Captain Anarchy ran in for the save while Leaky, El Lunatico, and Armando Alejandro Estrada both backed away. Karime may not look like she needed help, but Martie and the Captain decided to make the save.

Kevin - The Captain and Martie making their prescence known.

Ronnie - Karime is a strong girl, but even she cant get through both of these idiots.

- Match 2 -

Zeke Arrio vs Wesley Ray

Stips: Regular Bout

Backstory:

Winner: Wesley Ray

During the match: What a shocking upset. So much was expected out of Zeke Arrio when he debuted with that promo towards Roxy, that he was expected to do something big in this match. Instead, the hot comodity from New Japan, Wesley Ray, scores the upset win by hitting an over exaggerated Rock Bottom he calls The Exploit. Not bad for this kid straight out of the indies. He gets back up and gets his hand raised by the referee and his manager Vanessa Deleon. They walk out of the ring as he raises his hands up for the fans to cheer.

Kevin - This kid was awesome in the ring.

Ronnie - That Arn Anderson style Spinebuster hasn't been seen before, I sence big things happening for this cutie.

Kevin - Lets go to the back where I believe Captain Anarchy is looking for Commissioner Karas.

The scene fuzzes in with a shot of Captain Anarchy is seen standing in front of a desk. As the camera pans around, we see Max Karas behind the desk.

Cap: You wanted to see me Comisoner Karas.

Max: Call me Max, and yeah Cap I did. I was thinking of bringing back Totally Toasted Thursday, starting this Thursday. And I actually have someone in mind to be in it. You! After the advances and lude comments that Zeke Arrio aimed at Roxy last week, we wanted to send him a message. Tell him that he's not quite the top dog he thinks it is, and when you wrong the people who sign your checks, bad things will happen.

Cap: Okay, what did you have in mind?

Max: Well, that's where you come in. You see, a long line of BUD stars have started out fighting to make sure the new guys know their places... and we're giving you the chance to be one of those stars. You've got potential, we wouldn't have hired you if you didn't. So... we're making your match a Steel Cage Match!

The Cap's eyes go wide, and he slowly starts to don a very evil smile.

Cap: So... you want me... to take care of things with Zeke? You want me to beat him into line?

Max: Yes, very much so.

Cap: Max, this is a great opportunity, and I'd be glad to take care of business. Hell, I'm going to enjoy this!

Max: We thought you would! Good luck, and thanks.

Cap: No... thank you!

The Captain spins on his heels and starts to head out, but he stops just outside of the door frame. He turns again.

Cap: One more thing Max. There is another guy who I think needs to be dealt with... maybe at the pay-per-veiw?

Max smiles, and nods.

Max: I think I know what you're talking about. We'll see what we can do. Let's just focus on Zeke for right now.

The Captain nods, and heads out the door.

- Match 3 -

Syck & Kryptt
vs

Drew Stevenson & Jake Frost

Stips: Semi Finals Lethal Lottery

Winners: Drew Stevenson & Jake Frost

During the match: While the first round tournament went easy for both Syck and Kryptt, they had their hands full with the second round. Syck would eventually take care of Jake Frost and Kryptt was all over Drew Stevenson. Unfortunately, Syck didn't trust his partner well enough as he fell victim to Drew Stevenson and his version of the Pedigree.

Kevin - Sadistic Intentions!

Ronnie - Is this the fall of the king?

Sadistic Intentions on Syck as well as the cover for the three count. The referee raises Drew and Jake Frost's hands as they head towards the back while Syck and Kryptt stare at each other knowing that either this week or at the ppv they have to face each other.

- Match 4 -

Pyretta Blaze & Gemini Avery
vs

Britney Aries & Kevin Sane
Stips: Semi Finals Lethal Lottery

Winners: Britney Aries & Kevin Sane

During the match: With Pyretta and Gemini still reeling over their family's death and going around and grilling everyone like a detective. They were met up against Kevin Sane and Britney Aries who have shown potential as of late. Both Pyretta and Gemin came out strong reading both Sane & Aries as if to wonder if they might have murdered both Midnight and Ravyn Crow. Unfortunately it was a strong accusation from a weak team as they were handed their asses on a silver platter. Kevin Sane & Britney Aries move on to the finals, while Pyretta and Gemini have to face each other pretty soon.

- Main Event -

Gypsy & Misery
vs

Jay Styles & Rosie Razorblade
Stips: Semi-Finals Lethal Lottery

Special Guest Referee: White Trash

Winners: Gypsy & Misery

During the match: Great teamwork from both teams. However in the end it came down to Misery and Jay Styles going at it for the win while Rosie and Razorblade were going at it on the outside. White Trash was handling herself and being unbiased as she could in that referee shirt as she tried to get both Rosie and Gypsy apart from each other. Meanwhile in the ring, Lady Andromeda was distracting Jay Styles when Misery sneaks up from behind to hit a low blow. He wraps his hands together, lifts him up, and hits the Sweet Misery on Jay Styles. Misery covers Jay as White Trash turns around and hits the three count on the mat. White Trash raises Misery's hand as Gypsy gets back in the ring to celebrate and in shock that they won this match.

Kevin - Gypsy and Misery are headed to the finals.. But with three teams in the mix. Who will receive that bye?

Ronnie - There's your answer and on cue!

Max Karas music hits the speakers and he walks out with a microphone in hand.

Max: Congrats to Gypsy and Misery for winning the main event which also means that you guys get to go to the finals next week.

Ronnie - What?

Max: Next week in that very ring... Gypsy and Misery will face the team of Drew Stevenson and Jake Frost and the other team of Kevin Sane and Britney Aries. That's right. Were not going to do a bye. Three teams are left meaning we are going to end this the only way BUD knows how and that's another good old fashion triple threat for the tag team belts!

Kevin - That sounds about fair.

Ronnie - That's great.

Max: Im not done yet.

Kevin - What else?

Max: Much like this match, there will be a special guest referee and a special guest ring enforcer. These two will be making sure everything goes right and they are the team that will face each other at Rage & Retribution. The special guest referee will be Kryptt... and the special guest enforcer will be... Syck!

Kevin - OH MY GOD! What a shocking twist!

Ronnie - Its going to be one of those Holy Shit moments wont it?

Kevin - Look at Misery and Gypsy, they're both shocked also.

Ronnie - Cant wait...

Kevin - We'll see you next week.

- Match 1 -

Leaky Format vs Karime Atora

Stips: Regular Bout

Winner: Leaky Format

Kevin - The Captain and Martie making their prescence known.

Ronnie - Karime is a strong girl, but even she cant get through both of these idiots.

- Match 2 -

Zeke Arrio vs Wesley Ray

Stips: Regular Bout

Backstory:

Winner: Wesley Ray

Kevin - This kid was awesome in the ring.

Ronnie - That Arn Anderson style Spinebuster hasn't been seen before, I sence big things happening for this cutie.

Kevin - Lets go to the back where I believe Captain Anarchy is looking for Commissioner Karas.

- Match 3 -

Syck & Kryptt
vs

Drew Stevenson & Jake Frost

Stips: Semi Finals Lethal Lottery

Winners: Drew Stevenson & Jake Frost

Kevin - Sadistic Intentions!

Ronnie - Is this the fall of the king?

- Match 4 -

Pyretta Blaze & Gemini Avery
vs

Britney Aries & Kevin Sane
Stips: Semi Finals Lethal Lottery

Winners: Britney Aries & Kevin Sane

After the match: The bell sounded and Britney came rushing into Kevin’s arms where they shared a huge. It was a short lived celebration because out of nowhere�?Drew came into the ring and hit Kevin with a lariat to the back of the head! Drew glared at Britney evilly�?She knew what was safe to do and she immediately fell to the canvas and rolled out of the ring covering up her mouth worried about what was going to happen to her team mate. Kevin shook off the effects of the attack and started to rise up. Drew pulled the sledge hammer from his belt loop on the side of his pants and waited�?Kevin got up and�?WHAM! A devastating shot to the gut! Kevin clutched at his stomach and fell to the canvas rolling to his back. Drew turned the hammer upside down and continuously drove it into Kevin stomach�?over and over and over and over again. Kevin appeared to cough hard and heavy clutching his stomach once Drew let up�?Drew grabbed Kevin and placed him between his legs slamming the hammer down with blunt end up. Drew double underhooked Kevin’s arms and slammed Kevin to the canvas�?GUT first into the hammer! But head first into the canvas�?A brutal two for one move. Kevin appeared to be in intense pain clutching at his stomach desperately trying to crawl toward the corner to get to his feet where he could defend himself�?Drew followed him like a buzzard with an evil expression on his face. Drew started to reach into his right back pocket and pulled out a pair of handcuffs. Kevin made it to the corner only to turn to face Drew in a kneel position. Drew grabbed Kevin’s hand and locked on the handcuffs onto Kevin’s left hand and then locked the other cuff to the rope. Drew wasn’t done. He reached into his left back pocket and removed another pair of handcuffs which he slapped on Kevin’s other hand and locked the other cuff to the opposite ropes he locked the other ones in in the corner. Kevin kneeled there in the corner with his arms extended out resembling a crucified being. His head was bowed�?He barely knew where he was�?And he was coughing heavily. Drew sneered walking over to the center of the ring and picked up his hammer. He walked slow at first toward Kevin and then�?He swung hard and the hammer landed right into the gut of Kevin which seemed to be the critical shot! It was then Kevin began to spit up blood in huge quantities. Drew let that one shot be it�?As he turned he noticed the object of his obsession�?The BUD Heavyweight title resting on the ring apron. Once he seen it he marched over�?while he was on his way the camera angles switched and showed some fans in shock�?eyes watering�?some crying out asking Drew to stop�?About that time Drew snatched up the belt and marched over to Kevin. Drew dropped to one knee getting right into his face taunting him with the belt�?Drew tells Kevin that his time is running out. Then presses the title against Kevin’s face aggressively and then drops it. The crowd gives Drew SO much heat and not ONE person was NOT booing him. He assaulted a man who was his best friend�?his student and someone who refused to turn his back on Drew�?all in the name of being the champion again. Drew is seen marching to the back up the ramp with a sadistic smile on his face.

- Main Event -

Gypsy & Misery
vs

Jay Styles & Rosie Razorblade
Stips: Semi-Finals Lethal Lottery

Special Guest Referee: White Trash

Winners: Gypsy & Misery

Kevin - Gypsy and Misery are headed to the finals.. But with three teams in the mix. Who will receive that bye?

Ronnie - There's your answer and on cue!

Max Karas music hits the speakers and he walks out with a microphone in hand.

Max: Congrats to Gypsy and Misery for winning the main event which also means that you guys get to go to the finals next week.

Ronnie - What?

Kevin - That sounds about fair.

Ronnie - That's great.

Max: Im not done yet.

Kevin - What else?

Kevin - OH MY GOD! What a shocking twist!

Ronnie - Its going to be one of those Holy Shit moments wont it?

Kevin - Look at Misery and Gypsy, they're both shocked also.

Ronnie - Cant wait...

Kevin - We'll see you next week.

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