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From: MSN Nickname_§y©k_  in response to Message 2Sent: 6/25/2008 2:13 AM
- Match 5 -
Syck vs Kryptt
Stips: Regular Bout
 
Lily: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
 
RISSSSSSSE!!!!

“Again we rise�?by Lamb of God screams out over the speakers, the crowd erupts as a series of spotlights fitted into the base of the stage ramp kick in; as this occurs, the lighting rig above the arena cuts out. This is Kryptt’s cue to step out onto the stage. With only the stage spotlights now providing illumination, Kryptt’s seven foot tall shadow appears to bleed all the way down the steel ramp, prowling like a malevolent spirt as the monstrous New Yorker finally reaches his desired destination, the foot of the ring. Bellows of smoke envelope the squared circle with a corona of mist as Kryptt arrives. Kryptt casually steps over the top rope and strikes a crucifix pose. The four turnbuckles explode with a series of impressive pyrotechnics to coincide with his arrival. The lights above return as the Kryptt surveys the crowd. 

Lily: From the Bronx, New York... Kryptt

Mark - To think this guy had to audacity to ask for the Hell in a Cell cage to be lowered down for this match. The guy actually thinks he can demand things and yet Syck didn't think this match was big enough for a cell to be lowered down.

Kristin - The guy that has always liked taking beatings wants a regular match?

Mark - My shock exactly.

The lights in the arena go out, they turn pitch red, and two F's surrounded by an Omega Symbol appear in the middle of the ring.. The crowd begins to boo as they recognize the symbolic logo of the bastard of all bastards. The speakers begin to whisper the sound of the woman's voice repeating the same sentence over and over again...

Woman's Voice: "The whole thing I think its sic, The whole thing I think its sic, The whole thing I think its sic...

Finally, the drums blast right away and Corey's voice echoes throughout the arena as well as the crowd with: HERE COMES THE PAIN!!! "Sic" by Slipknot goes off throughout the arena and right away the middle of the crowd begin to mosh. Syck finally makes his way out through the curtains with an Assholish smile on his face, he looks around the arena, and extends his arms wondering why the crowd continues to boo this man in a selfishly manner. Syck makes his way down the steel ramp, he climbs the ring apron keeping an eye out on his opponent. Syck gets inside the ring, he takes one look at his opponent, turns around to climb the turnbuckle to do his trademark Asshole Pose to the crowd. Syck raises his hands in the air, gets down, and stares at Kryptt face to face.

Lily: His opponent, from North Highlands, California... SYCK!

Syck backs away from the 6 foot 10 and a half man known as Kryptt. Both are ready to set it off as they lock-up. Syck pushes Kryptt into the ropes, irish whips him to the other side of the ropes, and on Kryptts way back, Syck tries to deliver a super kick but Kyrptt is able to grab a hold of it, spins it around, and gets him in a chokehold. Kryptt tries to lift him up, but Syck kicks Kryptt in the gut before he can even lift him. Syck kicks Kryptt in the gut again and delivers a ddt. Syck holds on to Kryptt, lifts him up, wraps his hands around Kryptt's arms, and delivers a double arm ddt.

Mark - This could be it. The Syckness is coming.

Syck holds on to the arms of Kryptt, picks him back up, and slowly turns him around as he is about to do a hangman's neckbreaker but Kryptt pushes Syck into the ropes. Syck comes back and Kryptt lifts him up by his waist and hits a spinebuster on the mat and followed by the cover... 1...2...KICK OUT!

Kristin - Syck may be 40 years old but he's still fast around the ring.

Mark - Just a little bit rusty.

Kryptt picks up Syck, grabs a hold of him from behind, and tries to hit a german suplex but Syck elbows Kryptt on the face. Syck lifts Kryptt up for a pendelum backbreaker into a jumping leg drop on the back of Kryptts head. Syck immidiately goes for the cover... 1...2...KICK OUT!

Kristin - Is that frustration I see in Syck's eyes?

Mark - I never seen that before.

Syck lifts up Kryptt and hits a side russian leg sweep. He covers again...1..2..KICK OUT! Syck picks up Kryptt, kicks him in the gut, but Krpytt immidiately pushes Syck's leg out of the way and runs to the ropes. Kryptt comes back as Syck turns around and Kryptt hits a running lariat on Syck and follows it up with the cover... 1...2..KICK OUT! Kryptt grabs Syck by his hair, sets him up between his legs, lifts him up half way and hits a cradle piledriver.

Kristin - OH NO!

Mark - Something is definitely wrong here.

Kristin - Well Syck is definitely getting owned here.

Kryptt doesn't cover. Instead he waits for Syck to slowly get up as he wraps his hands around Syck's waist from behind and hits a release german suplex. Syck seems out of it as he is writhing his stomach in pain. Kryptt looks on as Syck is hurt and he begins to smile.

Mark - That's it. I dont think Syck can hold on any longer.

Kryptt immidiately lifts up Syck, hits a few chops, followed by a few stiff kicks to the ropes. He irish whips him, Syck comes back, and Kryptt immidiately grabs Syck by his throat as he does a spinning body slam on the mat.

Mark - Helter Skelter on Syck.

Kryptt goes for the cover...1...2...3.

Kristin - Its over before the match even began.

Kryptt raises his hand in the air as he looks down at the body of Syck who is in pain. He smiles as he walks to the outside of the ring, looks under it, and takes out a sledgehammer wrapped in barbwire.

Mark - Oh wow... Is he going to end it here?

Kristin - Put Syck out of his misery so he wont compete anymore.

Mark - The Alpha is about to definitely destroy the Omega.

Kryptt brings the sledgehammer into the ring and looks down at Syck as he is about to hit him with it... but... just like that. The lights in the arena go out.

Kristin - What the hell?

Mark - Take it from somebody that's been doing commentary for years. This part of the show where the lights go out is actually good.

Kristin - Can we turn them back on?

Mark - Just as soon as... there it goes... OH MY GOD!

Kristin - ITS HIM!

Kryptt turns around and is met with a superkick to the jaw.

Mark - I been wanting to see this my entire life... SPARROWNATOR!!!

Sparrow looks down at Kryptt who rolls out of the ring and holds on to his jaw while Sparrow helps out Syck who is holding on to his head. Both Syck and Sparrow look on as Kryptt backs away still feeling like the winner anyway as he goes back not taking his eyes off of Sparrow.

Mark - What the hell does this mean? The return of Asshole Inc?

Kristin - It means that Sparrow is back in BUD. But for how long?

- Match 6 -
Jake Frost vs Leaky Format©
BUDvision Championship Bout
 
Upon returning from a brief break of interviews and recaps Rage and Retribution continues with a video promoting the next match between Jake Frost and the Budvision Champion, Leaky Format, after the airing of the video the fans inside the arena as with those watching at home sees the fiberglass cell being lowered. As it stops about mid-way Lily slightly bends under the cell as she enters the ring.

Lily: The following contest is a Waterfalls Match for the Budvision Championship!
 
Mark - Kristin, you ready to witness your first Leaky Format match?
 
Kristin - So the rules of this match is to climb the ladder and unhook the title. Every five minutes there will be water falling in from the rafters. And each five minutes it will get hotter.
 
Mark - I thought we explained this already.
 
Kristin - Its been a crazy night, people are already doing something else.
 
Lily: Introducing first the challenger.

The lights in the arena go out, and a few of them fade up to a deep blue. The Budvision comes to life with white, blue, black, and silver images of Jake Frost and the phrase "Iconic." "Fuck Authority" begins to blare over the house p.a. system, the fans start to cheer as the music hits full blast.

"Let's Go Frosty!"
Clap, Clap Clap-clap-clap
"Let's Go Frosty!"
Clap, Clap Clap-clap-clap

Blue and white pyros explode from the entryway and runs down the ramp-way, then exploding the turnbuckles with white pyros, and as the smoke starts to clear Jake Frost emerges from the crowd. Kendo stick in hand, he makes his way through, much like the Sandman in his ECW days. The fans are going nuts grabbing his arm and making sure they get on TV. Frost stops to admire a sign that reads "Jake Frost = BUD!" He smiles and points the kendo stick at the fan, and then hops the guard rail, ducks under the cell and slides belly first in the ring. He stands up and flashes the cameras in the arena, video and still alike, his million dollar smile. He places the kendo stick in the corner, and takes off his leather jacket, and waits for the match to begin.

Kristin - I never thought I would say this, but damn that Jake Frost is hot.
 
Mark - No pun intended right?
 
Before Lily could speak again she is interrupted by Leaky’s First Cousin, Chilly who has a microphone of his own.
 
Mark - Oh what the hell now?

Chilly: I’ll take over from here thank you!
 
Kristin - Who is this guy?
 
Mark - That's Leaky's first cousin, Chilly, he just won the GWE Midwest Heavyweight title earlier in the night. For those that didn't catch it, I assure you all you didn't miss a thing. Or you can always wait til Thursdays to catch Chaos Theory and Ernie Schivone will explain everything.

Lily shrugs as she exit’s the ring and walks under the cell. The crowd express their feelings towards Chilly who continues with the introduction of the next challenger in the match.

Chilly: Yes, Yes, Yawl! Your very own dreams and yours too Jake, are most definitely fulfilled. So just do your very own body a favor, get up and get ill as always. Because who you are about to see will remain intact walking into this match. So Jake, Portland, the World…I present to you…The Epitome of Greatness, Your Budvision Champion! Lee Kay Four Mat!
 
Kristin - Is this what rappers call the hype man?
 
Mark - Yeah.

Chilly steps off to the side as the lights dim while the beginning of “Crown Royal�?plays. Pyros erupts as Leaky Format appears on the stage with the Budvision Championship drape across his black and white body suit. He struts cockily to the ring in the mist of the jeers the fans are giving him. The Champ ducks under the cell and slides in the ring. As he hands the referee the belt who attaches it to the hook as it is raised thirteen feet above them. The ref slides out the ring and on the outside of the cell as it finishes lowering.

Mark - The sooner this match is over the better. And I know my boy Jake Frost is not going to disappoint tonight.
 
The chants for Jake are loud and the boos for Leaky are clear. They do a double collar-lock trying to get the advantage, which went to Jake since he is taller as he tosses Leaky across the ring to a huge cheer. Leaky plays it off and nods at Jake, the Champ then slides out the ring and starts looking for a ladder just as he pulls one out.

Mark - The first set of water just came crashing down upon them!

Kristin - Now I get to see what a wet t-shirt looks like on guys!
 
Mark - Dont get mad in the next few weeks for Battle of the Bytches when I request one for the girls.

Leaky places the ladder on the ring but meets it face first as Jake slide it into Leaky’s face. Jake then sets the ladder up and begins to take the first climb. Leaky recovers in time as Jake is mid-way upon the ladder. Leaky runs into the ladder knocking it down as well as Jake. The two begin to exchange a series of fists, chops, and arm drags only to get soaked again as the next five minutes of water falls.
 
Mark - Its now getting harder for both wrestlers to climb the ladder as their feet are wet .
 
Kristin - A slip and slide ladder match huh?

Leaky whips Jake into the ropes and follows up with a leaky heart breaker. Leaky then lands two consecutive knee shots to Jake’s ribs. Leaky then takes the ladder and drops it on Jake as five more minutes of water falls. Slipping as he gets to his feet left a open for Leaky but the Champ couldn’t capitalize with the wet down because he slip in a puddle of water and Jake responded with a huge clothesline.

Kristin: That should be enough for Jake to win the match!

Mark: Jake is too iconic to remember how to win a match!

Jake goes for the ladder but has a little trouble keeping it balance on the water underneath as Leaky pushes Jake into the ladder. Leaky hit’s a rolling thunder splash on Jake and gets splash for real when more water drops. Leaky lifts Jake who pokes Leaky in the eyes then slides him out of the ring. Jake then follows behind Leaky and tries to drown the Champ’s face first into the water. Leaky barely low blows Jake as the challenger counters by picking the Champ up and tossing him into the glass twice.

Kristin: Looks like the extreme Icon is turning this into his favor.

Mark: I still say Leaky’s in control of this match!

More water falls as both men trades a series of reversals and counters with Jake sending Leaky into the turnbuckles. Jake then places the ladder in the front of Leaky and dropkicks the ladder into the Champ. Leaky slumps a little in the corner. Jake quickly gets another ladder as more water falls, hotter, which snaps Leaky out in time to see Jake climbing up the ladder. Leaky quickly shakes the ladder causing Jake to slide down a few steps. Leaky then starts climbing up the other side but stops briefly as more water falls. Both men lets go and falls as the water burned their hands on the all steel ladder. Leaky and Jake again exchange counters and reversals that again saw Jake sending the Champ face first into fiber glass.

Kristin: Leaky is busted open!

Mark: This is one risky match!

Jake gets another ladder from under the ring and uses it as a weapon wailing it upon Leaky’s back. The Leak Guards appears and starts banging on the cell getting Jake’s attention. Just then Captain Anarchy appears as well with some locals and chase the Leak Guards away. The distraction enable Leaky to get back in to the match. Mark and Kristin comments about the performance both men are giving into this first ever match of its kind. With the crowd firmly behind Jake Frost, the Champ, silence them for a brief using the fall of the water as his aide and drop kicks the ladder. Both men and the ladder are down Jake takes off his shirt and shows the hot burn marks Leaky struggles to get up but both men returns back exchanging fists shots while climbing the ladder. As the both gets near the top, water falls, one slips and then the bell rings!

Mark: OH MY GOD!

Kristin: Your favorite wrestler just won this match.
 
Mark - YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Lily: Here is your winner... and still BUDvision Champion, LEAKY FORMAT!