A deep , booming voice fills the silence following the FBI warning about piracy. There is the faint sound of old time pipe music in the background as the voice speaks. Video is played of various BUD moments as the voice preaches. The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
Stevenson holding up the Heavyweight title after winning it back last month from Kevin Sane
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
White Trash upsetting the Champ to move in the tourney with a shot of Ciara Cage watching the match following He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Misery preparing for the biggest match of his life Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Dante Cross holding up his Ugly Stick after one of his many brutal battles that has left him bloody Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Leaky Format staring down at his Budvision strap wondering if it will soon all be over
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever
DSL standing in the forefront of the New York Stock Exchange holding a newspaper with the headline that reads Wallstreet crashes.
Match one
After the big explosion of Pyro we go live inside the AT&T Center to a sold out crowd. Several signs in the crowd highlight that fan's choice of top wrestler, such as Dante for President....Leaky can wet me down anytime....Stevenson the man of a thousand holds and two thousand faces....Jimmy Stryker: The coma is nice.....Foxy Roxy marry me....There is even a few pro W2K signs in the crowd and some oppose to the Texas federation but those don't matter because this is a BUD show and the action is about to go to its Ultimate Domain. Ernie Schivone" Good evening folks and welcome to Beyond Redemption five from beautiful San Antonio, Texas. No you aren't hearing things it is really Ernie Schivone and I am opening the show tonight calling the two GWE matches to open the card. Hellion and Holt will be along later to call the rest of the show but until then please join me in welcoming my long time friend and special color man for tonight...The Ruthless Villain" Villain" Don't be telling everyone about that hack Hellion coming on later, they will ask for their money back" Ernie" I see you are in your always peachy mood. Also fans for tonight you will notice that GWE has brought along its very own special ring announcer..." Devils Rejects by Rob Zombie hits and out onto the stage to a chorus of boos walks the Cancerous One of Wrestling NovaCaine. He is looking dapper in his black suit with his long hair neatly tied back on his head in a ponytail. He smirks at the displeasure of the crowd towards him and slowly strolls down to the ring climbing through the ropes. Ernie" There is no need to adjust your television sets folks, yes that is really NovaCaine here tonight to announce the two opening matches." Nova retrieves the mic from his inside coat pocket waiting for his music to cut off and then for the fans to calm down just a little. He slowly raises the mic to his lips with a huge grin.. ."Finalllllly...The Nova has come back to SAN ANTONIO!!!!" Ernie" Oh Jesus" Villain" Stand up and cheer like the rest of us" Nova" Seriously though folks I'm not here tonight to crack on the Mime in the Main Event or Misery and I'm not here to point out that Dante Cross may be the best wrestler alive today... in his mind but I'm still that much better. I'm not here to point out that DSL and Wallstreet hanging out together all week was the worse match build up I have seen since the big egg cracked at the Survivor Serious and the Gobbly Gooker popped out. I could point out a lot of missed steps and half truths in this week’s worth of promos, but I simply do not care anymore. I'm happy being retired and except for some side work with a federation in Ohio I will be staying that way. I'm here tonight to do one thing and that is to show my love for GWE even if they are in Chicago and of course I'm here to introduce the matches so without further waiting lets take a crack at this first one" Nova looks over the note card in his hand and rolls his eyes. "This was suppose to be a great fatal four way to open the show and crown a new number one contender for Mister Fantasy Land and the Evolution Champion... Draven, but of course this match stunk on paper and stinks even more when I tell you about...First we have this guy Jamey Mason, hasn't done jack and didn't show up to the arena tonight...Hopefully he gets fired soon" Ernie" He is just suppose to say who is in the match, not criticize them" Villain" I like this better" Nova " Next out hailing from OVW and a past asskicking I gave him here...It is the great and wondrous Mark Riggs..." BUZZZZ!!!! "Nope he isn't here either, but the clown guy is so lets introduce one of them...Josh Drakman, come on downnnnnnnnnnnnnn" 'Broken Wings' begins to play over the public announce system, green pyros rain onto the stage in a shower of light and Josh steps out from behind the curtain. He takes a moment on the stage to drink in his surroundings, as the pryos thin and then stop, before making his way down the ramp. As he walks down the ramp on either side of him colorful signs wave widely, people scream and yell, and occasionally a member of the audience flips him the bird .When Josh reaches the ring he hops up onto the apron and steps into the ring between the top and middle ropes and makes his way to the center. Nova looks at the Drakmen standing wayyyyy to close to him and steps away "The makeup is cute princess, but I'm sorry I already got a girlfriend" Villain"AHAHAHA" Ernie" One of these days Nova's big mouth is going to get him into trouble that he can't get out of" Villain" Perhaps, but not tonight" Nova looks at Josh and gives him a big thumbs up trying to stay up wind from the smell that comes off these guys...Who knew Clowns stunk so bad, I always thought it was the elephants that stunk up the circus. Nova "Now Josh , your last opponent was to be Aiden something or another but alas he isn't here either. I think it’s about time that some people get fired around this place but anyway I didn't want to see you getting the cheap count out victory so I went and found you an opponent...Send him out" The lights dim to a dull glow as Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit begins to play over the P.A. and out towards the ring racing at full stride came the human scar tissue The Extremist. T.E. hits the ring and makes a beeline for Josh he seems a bit caught off guard. T.E. hammers Josh back against the ropes letting out a guttural war cry before sending Josh flying across the ring. T.E. catches Josh with a high knee ala HHH and points to the top ropes as he whips his wild mane around. Ernie" Very little is known about this guy The Extremist only that he is from the old GWE: House of Pain out in North Highlands. " Villain" Well all we really need to know right now is he is kicking the clown's ass" T.E. leaps to the top ropes like RVD and comes diving off looking for a shooting star press that he calls the suicide bomb....Josh rolls out of the way and T.E. eats nothing but mat. T.E staggers to his feet rubbing his head and Josh capitalizes kicking T.E. to the gut doubling him over. Josh grabs T.E. taking him up for a powerbomb and then spinning him in mid-air and powerbombing him viciously against the top turnbuckle. Ernie" He calls that move the Bizzar..." Villain" He should be calling it Ouch my head" Josh rolls up T.E. and the ref moves in for the count.... One....Two....Three....Josh Drakmen wins Nova sounds disappointed that the match sucked this much " Here is your winner...That guy there" Gesturing towards Drakman Ernie" Not exactly a great start for GWE tonight but we shall bounce back...Up next is the thrilling ladder match" Villain" Lets hope someone at least shows up" | 
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