Ernie - Ladies and gentlemen, here to present the award for Most Unique Gimmick, the gay Icon of BUD... Martie!

Martie walks out with Naomi Banks who is holding the award for Unique Gimmick.

Martie: Hi, im here to present the award for most unique gimmick. I know a thing or two about this award because I won it in the past. Dont get me wrong, I appreciate you guys voting for me again two years ago and again this year. But how many times can a gay guy win for being this unique?

He begins to extend his hands out and shows people his robe.

Martie: This year, the trophy goes to someone who decided to walk into a closet and step out of the norm. Im happy and honored to present this award to this person because she personafies what a unique gimmick should be. Other than myself, this year, the trophy goes to a new gender. Please, take a look at this.

The camera pans to the screen where it begins to show Jennifer Bowen's Trials and Tribulations. The camera pans back to Martie who is holding the award now.

Martie: Here he is... or here she is... Jennifer Bowen!

Jennifer gets up from her seat and walks up to the stage. She walks up the steps, grabs the award, and kisses Martie on the cheek. They both stare at each other wondering what to make of that situation as she walks over to the podium to speak.

Jenny: Wow..this is..well shocking. I never thought I would be coming up here and giving a speech this early in my career in The Domain. I mean, my gimmick is truly not a gimmick at all. But I feel blessed and honored that all of you picked me for this award.

Everyone begins to cheer for her.

Jenny: I would like to thank The Domain management for giving me the chance to be in their federation and wrestle for such an awesome company. I like to thanks my family and even close friends. Without them all this would not be possible.

more cheers and even a catcall as they whistle at her direction

Jenny: Haha! Thanks for that catcall..I know I'm sexy.

Just then the camera catches a glimpse of Jeffrina mouthing the words"Yeah right" before it pans back to Jenny.

Jenny: You know, when I came here I was very hesitate about joining this federation. I thought that this company wasn't going to welcome a real life tranny. But when I read some of the profiles of others, I found that they had every walk of life..even Pedobear!

looks out in the crowd and waves to him

Jenny: Hi Pedo..going to molest Leaky tonight? You are!

Pedo is showed on camera nodding a big yes

Jenny: How nice.

Jenny chuckles. Leaky starts to get up like he wants to fight. Jenny calms him down some.

Jenny: Settle down Leakster...We know your dying to get buttraped by Pedo..you'll get your chance. Just don't forget the lube oil hunny.

Jenny: Anyways,(chuckles)..The Domain was worth the coming to, as it showed me what true fighting is and what wrestling is all about..not that fake shit you see on WWE. The Domain is the most dominate federation around the world with their approval rating as being the top of the charts. WWE only holds second fiddle to Domain. But what drawn me to The Domain was how well the whole company comes together night after night and makes sure everyone is safe and even make sure they are taken care of all the way around.

Domain chants begin which gets Roxy to smiles hugely. Syck smiles as well as the whole crowd chants thank you in unison.

Jenny: So to close my speech..I would like to say no matter what you all think..I am proud to be in the greatest federation and hope that my career is legendary like the stars of the past. Thank You all.

Jenny give Martie a big hug and then walks over to Leaky and shakes his hand, giving him a soft kiss on the cheek. Novacaine leans over and whispers to Roxy something which Roxy chuckles.

Villain - Is she gone yet? Good. Here to present the next award of the night. BreAnna Black.

BreAnna walks out to the stage with Naomi Banks holding the award for Sadistic Villain.

BreAnna: A villain... Some would say the exact opposite of a hero. Lex Luthor, The Joker, The Predator. Others would say it takes something like a murder scene to turn him or her into a sadistic villain. Whatever the case may be, it only takes a second to turn this person into a sadistic villain. Please take a look.

Camera pans to the screen where it shows a video titled "Its Just Business." The camera pans back to BreAnna who is fanning herself with the envolope. She turns to look at the camera and utters the words.

BreAnna: Wow. The winner for this year's Sadistic villain goes to this man's reputation and it preceeds him... NOVACAINE!

Nova gets up from his chair where he is sitting right next to Roxy, steps up to the podium dressed in a dark black suit jacket with white button down underneath.

He looks out over the sea of people he both knew and didn't know in the banquet hall and cleared his throat. He taps on the top of the mic with his index finger and smirks as the reverb carries throughout the room with a horrible feedback echo.
Nova had just picked up his first award of the night for Most Sadistic Villain, he holds up the award and admires it.

Nova: This folks is where a reputation indeed precedes me, I haven't been overly active in The Domain for a very long time and here just recently my biggest activity came on a syndicated show right here in Chicago called GWE's Chaos Theory.

The Chaos Theory Minions of Nova's cheer from somewhere towards the back of the room. Nova chuckles as he continues on.

Nova: I'm a man that is synonymous with violence and doing bad things to people. I am a man that can lay claim to causing people to kill themselves 

Nova looks to Dante sitting down near the front and gives a big thumbs up I know what you did last summer...I mean June expression

Nova: My reputation will always be that I'm sadistic and that I am a  proud, villainous sort of guy just looking for every opportunity to take someone out. Now my time may be over here in The Domain...for now anyway, but my brand of evil lives on in so many people on this roster and beyond. I thank you for this award but I'm not accepting it for what I have done this year...I am accepting it for what all the villains do every day to make you foolish heroes look good...Thank you

Nova turns to step away and pauses

Nova: Oh and just a couple more things, I have it on good authority that my name will also be called for the Ego of the year and Hunk of the year. It is pretty damn obvious why I am the hunk when you look around this room and realize most of the men in here look like circus rejects or the supporting cast of Deliverance. I am dead sexy and I hope all you hot little ladies in the audience go back to your hotel rooms tonight, get undressed, spread those legs and think of me as you use that favorite battery powered buddy or go knuckle deep in some honey...Umm except Jenny Bowen, whatever you are working with down there needs not be touched when I'm on your mind , so don't even think about it....Only one of you lovelies can have me, but all of you can fantasize about me...Not you Jenny...

Nova pauses for the applause even if most of them are in his head and most of the girl's look disgusted at his chauvinistic attitude.

Nova: As for the Ego award, you can keep that one. See in my opinion when you tell someone that they have a big ego you are somehow insinuating that they aren't that good. I'm not egotistical folks; I'm just smart enough to know how damn good I really am. Look at the facts for yourselves and reach your own conclusions...I will be the first to admit that I often lose interest and have a very short temper which leads to a lot of times walking out on companies, but when I am apart of a company the competition level goes up because if you don't go above the bar kind of best I will rip you to shreds both verbally and physically. When I'm on my game there is no one in this room better then me

Nova looks from face to face of all the current and future legends of The Domain and it stops at Syck flipping Nova the finger and mouthing off 'You Cant Beat Me' 

Nova: and I do mean NO ONE...I don't need your ego award, what I do need is for you to change the name of that award to Nova's award and next year you can try in vain to find the man or woman that lives up to the greatness that I am the best and give him or her that award...Thanks but no thanks

Nova steps away from the podium and walks back over to his seat with Roxy and a few others making sure to make eye contact with anyone looking his direction. Hate him all you want folks, but you can't take away from the top tier talent he has.

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Camera fades in on Syck drinking a cup of tea, then the scene changes to a court room where he stands up to talk to the judge.

Syck: I run a wrestling company... two belts, no exceptions!

The Warner Brothers logo appears on the screen and Jeffrina Michelle Baxter's voice is heard.

Jeffrina: There was a survey once, some dumb ass asked if people could know in advance, would they want to know the exact day of their death.

The scene changes to a hospital where both Syck and Sparrow are sharing a room and Jeffrina Michelle Baxter is putting the flowers on the cabinet.

Syck: Who the hell is that?

Sparrow: Who the hell are you?

Jeffrina: 96% of them said... No.

Syck: Oh god, where the hell am I? In the morgue?

Jeffrina: That was the first time they both laid eyes on each other.

The scene changes to Syck getting his hair shaved bald.

Syck: I WANT MY OWN ROOM.

Jeffrina: Your gonna have to stay here... no exceptions.

Syck: Damn if im going to spend the next two weeks laying next to Bird Boy.

Sparrow: My great great great great grandfather passed down a tradition once to my father and he called it... The Bucket List. Its a list of all the things we wanna do in our lives before...

Syck: Before we kick the bucket... cutesy.

Sparrow: Pointless now.

Syck: No... we could do this.

They begin to look at a piece of paper and start to write down ideas.

Syck: We should do this. Here, number 1 on my list... Have sex with Jade Jiles.

Sparrow looks at the list and crosses his name out.

Syck: When?

Sparrow: Its... no, you dont want to know.

Syck: What else should we put down?

The camera pans over to both Syck and Sparrow checking out their new Camaro's. Syck with the red car and Sparrow with the bright yellow car. Sparrow is feeling it from the outside and checking out the doors.

Syck: You're gonna drive it or buy it a dress?

Sparrow: Just getting to know her.

Syck: You might as well name her Christine.

They roll out on a track. The scene changes to the list again where they are adding more stuff to it.

Sparrow: Piss on a keg at a party.

Syck: Ummm, we did that already.

Sparrow: Oh. That was funny!

Jeffrina: You two are too old for this shit.

Syck: And the wheels on the bus go round and round and then we die.

Sparrow: Have sex with all the girls in BUD.

Jeffrina: You sure you guys wanna do that?

The shot opens on Syck and Sparrow running out of BUD Headquarters in Chicago. Syck gets on his cell phone and begins to yell at Jeffrina.

Syck: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT HER! ARE YOU LAUGHING? DAMNIT JEFFRINA!!!

Sparrow: You kissed a man!!! YOU KISSED A MAN!!!

Syck: You grabbed it!

This Fall, two men will embark on a journey...

They will get to know each other a little better...

And maybe... just... try not to kill each other.

Syck: Throw it to me! Throw it to me!

Sparrow is seen wearing a fedora hat and holding on to a crystal skull.

Sparrow: NO!

Syck: AHHH! SNAKES!

Sparrow: What?

Syck: Snakes behind you.

Slowly the camera zooms in on Sparrow's face for the dramatic scene.

Sparrow: I... hate... snakes.

He leaps and jumps and....

Jeffrina: Im proud of both of you...

We are back at the hospital where Syck is wearing a bandage across his head and Sparrow is wearing a cast on his arms and legs.

Syck: Nobody cares what you think.

Syck and Sparrow & The Bucket List

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