| Villain - Here to present Mouth of the South, Loose Cannon! "The Breaks" Kurtis Blow begins to blare over the speakers and Loose Cannon walks out with Naomi Banks holding the Mouth of the South award. He gets to the podeium and starts to move his feet as he begins to want to dance. He turns to look at Naomi who laughs and does the same thing. LC: Aight, Nigga's, so this is tha dealio. This thing be tha Mouth a tha south award and it's handed ta them nigga's that be talkin' a lotta shizz and startin' a lotta shizz. What they be sayin' is this year had a whole lotta them nigga's an' dat's tha skinney. Only one of them nigga's could be takin' this thing home wit 'em tanite an... o0o0o, wouldja check out that bunny up ova there, shizz. Loooo-kin' gooood. I'll be callin' you up lata babay. LC does his on the spot spin and crotch grab, getting a laugh from the audiance. LC: But back ta this thing, now. Tha nigga that I guess won dis thang ain't nuthin' more than a cheese-eata, but tha niggas aroun' here jus' keep on truckin' but we all know that no nigga will eva be as good as tha baddest mutha brotha, LC himself. AOOOOW! Another spin and crotch grab, popping up on his toes breifly, laughing. LC: So we gotas ta be givin' this nigga this dayum thing so lets take a good look at why this nigga won. Fo shizzle. The camera pans to the screen where Crossed Encounter begins to play. LC: Bunnie's and Gents, Tha man that's gunna be defendin' that BUDvision title at Masta of tha Domain an tha cheese-eata that be winnin' tanite, it's pretty bogue but tha nigga that be winnin' this tanite is Leaky Format! As Leaky Format walks yo the podium the crowd chant's of Leaky Sucks is heard giving the bird to those chanting Leaky snatches the award as the jeers continues...looking at the award he has won for the second straight year...he smirks as the gives his speach
Leaky Format: So you are all saying that I have a big mouth? So what big deal! Just because you can't talk the talk doesn't meant you have to be jealous...It just means your not the Epitome of Greatness, and non of you will ever be. For that name alone belongs to me! I am the greatest thing to the Domain, the biggest mouth to ever open and I am still ruling!"
Leaky steps to the side and gives that trademark sarcastic bow as he exits off the stage while Loose Cannon does the moonwalk to exit stage left. Enter stage Right. Out walks Lylah McQueen with the Hero of the Year award. Lylah: Our next award goes out to someone who does good deeds. Someone who knows a thing or two about responsibility. Unfortunately, Superman could no be here tonight so we were stuck with the runner up. She looks over at everyone and smiles. Lylah: Seriously. The winner of this award is someone who has made it known that you dont have to don a mask to be a hero or in her case, a heroine. She has single handedly recreated the good girl act in order to be the only one true female face here in the Domain. Lets take a look why. The camera pans over to the screen where it shows "To All My You Tube Fans." Lylah: So here it is. The winner of the Hero of the year award goes to. WHITE TRASH!!! Camera pans in on White Trash as soon as her name is being called, she sits there with her hand in her mouth shocked that she even won an award tonight. She gets up from the stage and kisses Shooter Jennings who seems to be her date for tonight. She looks around the crowd and the guys are whistling at her and the girls are clapping their hands telling her to go up the stage. She goes up the stage and hugs Lylah as well as Naomi Banks who is freaked out. White Trash walks over to the podeium and looks at the award and looks at all the people up in the balcony.
White Trash: omigod ya'll, this is my first award ever! Crowd: YEAAAAAHHHH!!! AWT! AWT! AWT! White Trash: So first of all I would like to thank the almigthy lord in the sky whom without him none of this would be possible. He really did pull through for me thi..... excuse me.
She looks at the award and tears begin to fall down her cheek.
White Trash: This is the reason that I love BUD. Its things like these from BUD that just makes me want to step back and thank all of you, the fans. This award doesn't belong to me and I cant accept it. This award belongs to my hillbilly nation whom without them, I wouldn't have the drive and determination to do what I do best. Thank you ya'll and thank you BUD for allowin me to keep on keepin on! As White Trash is about to leave, she is stopped by Lylah who tells her. Lylah: Wait, you also won Sexy Bytch of the year. White Trash is shocked yet again. She touches her chest, hugs Lylah again and looks at the award again as well as the envelope it came in. She leans into the microphone and talks. White Trash: Is this a joke ya'll? Is Ashton Kutcher gonna come out of retirement just to punk me out right now? Oh lord!
She takes a minute to take it all in.
White Trash: Sexy Bytch. Out of all the sexy bitches in BUD like Rebecca Rancid and Gypsy and Roxy and heck even Midnight. I get this award? Lookin at the list of girls that I just beat this award for, ya'll know that I may not be the most prettiest or the most seductive. But dang we have lots of kinky men who like to see a southern gal with a crazy Alabama accent look sexy. I want to thank all the horny men and lesbian women out there who voted for me to get this award, its really gonna help with my sexuality for next year boys. She grabs both of her awards and walks out towards the back. From the people who saw Dawn of the Dead And the people who hated Star Wars The Phantom Menace And the people who read too many damn comic books Comes a movie so horrifying... It only could come from a geek. Wrestling The Dead A zombie has bitten more than he could chew, thought of as a wrestling gimmick, only to be tried out in a company and bite as many wrestlers as possible. Now, one company is out to become the greatest of all time but there is only one person standing in the way to stop them. Did I say one person? Looks like many. Roxy: We are at war! Syck: Are you ready to step up? Dante Cross: Those mofos are DOA. Watch as one zombie stops being polite and starts being real... in the real world. One zombie, one country... One last company standing. Sacrifices will be made. White Trash: This is my redemption, I must stop this even if it means putting my life on the line. Alliances will be formed. Akasha: Zombies cant hurt vampires, come with me. Midnight: I am the leader of this operation. And Promises will be broken. Akasha: You told me, you would wait... Justin. Syck: Im sorry. Akasha: I love you. Syck: I know. Wrestling the Dead! In select cities in 3D. Ernie - Here to present Ultimate Duo... Josh and Joey, The Drakmens! Josh and Joey Drakmen come out and step on the Pod.
Josh: Alright listen up, we know a lot about teamin' up and working together to get the job done
Joey: That's right. Inside the ring, outside the ring we're brothers and that what we do. Josh: Tonight's award for Ultimate Duo goes to a team that know how it goes down when your a tag team and they know how to win the gold that everyone is after. I mean Hell, they're the tag team champions. Joey: You voted for 'em so turn on your eyes and adjust the volume on your ears 'cause here they are Camera pans to the screen where "Your a girl in the men's locker room" begins to play. Joey: So here are your winners. Gypsy and Misery! Zarek stands and takes Gypsy's hand as she rises and the make their way up to the stage. The reach the podium and are handed the Ultimate Duo BUDdie. Gypsy looks at Zarek and smiles, "You wanna go first?"
He returns the smile, and ushers her in with his hand, "Lady's first." They laugh. Wow, what a high school couple.
She smiles and looks out at the crowd, Gypsy: "He's a keeper Girls." She looks up at him with a shy smiles, Gypsy: "Um....I want to thank you all for choosing us as your Ultimate Duo, it was a surprise seeing that we are a fairly new team and we were thrown together by Management but I guess they kinda know what they're doing. I, myself, have enjoyed teaming with Zarek and I found a true partner in someone who I wasn't accepting to bond with." She looks up him, and smiles, Gypsy: "A true friend."
Zarek Lyle: "Ditto." He laughes, looking at Gypsy, then back to the crowd, Zarek Lyle: "Whoever thought the Lethal Lottery tournament would put together a team that was actually good? Two individuals that just click inside the ring..." Another glance at Gypsy, Zarek: "and out. We've only been considered a 'Duo' for a few months now, but thanks to everyone who voted for us, and here's to many more months as a team." He raises the BUDdie into the air as the audience claps. Ernie - Here to present Inspiring Wrestler of the year... Kevin Pierce's girlfriend. Jenny Bowen. Jenny walks up the stage and stands near the pod. Jenny: What makes you an inspiration? The fact that you can come back from a near death experience and succeed? What if your already in near death because after all you're a vampire? She has gone up against the baddest bitch, White Trash and defeated her. If only for a few minutes she was holding that bytch title, we all knew that a glimmer of hope was there for the rest of us. She is an inspiration and here she is tonight. Midnight stands up from her chair where she is sitting next to Draven and Phoenix Winterborn and make her way up the stage. She smiles and then began to speak. Midnight: Damn! How the hell did I rate this one? I wish Ravyn was here to see this, he would be so proud of me. Despite my many times of dying and rebirth, I will say that I am thrilled to accept this award.. Jenny Bowen whispers that she got two of them. Midnight: My bad. Two awards. Best Supporting and Most Inspiring. I didn't realize that I was that much of an inspiration but I am honored to recieve that part of the award. Growing up once a full human and having to live the rest of my life as half human half vampire was I guess worth the risk to myself. But not everything has to be about negative. Fighting for the richest prize in the world and putting your body on the line is what makes us what we are now. Take Roxy for example, the most dedicated and most fierce owner in this business. This woman can make you or tear you to shreds. But that isn't all she shreds..just ask Nova over there why his cock is always so sore...haha! Roxy spits out her drink and about sprays Nova in the face with it and laughs. Nova gives Midnight the finger and Midnight smiles. Midnight: Uhhh..no! Sorry Nova..Wally done had this vampiress and you ain't getting me too. Sides, thats Roxy's job to satisfy you. Everyone laughs. Midnight: So what I am saying is that really..I don't truly want this Most Inspiring..I feel that the most inspiring should go to Roxy for what she stands for..Roxy come on up here hun. At first Roxy don't want to get up but Midnight coaches her to come up...which she does. Midnight hands the award to her and gives her a big hug before she raises Roxy's hand high in the air. She then walks away leaving Roxy to take in all the cheers. Villain - Here to present the award for Most Promising... give it up for Jeffrina Michelle Baxter! Jeffrina comes out with the Promising award and stands at the Podium. Jeffrina: I would love to win one of these awards... maybe next year. She looks at the crowd and at the camera. Jeffrina: The Promising Wrestler award goes out to those that BUD feel have made a short impact but will make it a bigger one in the future. Past winners include Adam Idol, Sean Hunter, Brian J, and Taylor Lynn. Last year's winner could not make it to the show for a serious car accident left him at the hospital. This year, the award strikes twice. When the nominations were accounted for, Misery had yet to reveal himself to be Zarek Lyle. And now, here we are. Lets take a look. The camera pans over to the screen where it shows footage of Misery called "Then you'll have bled like I've bled." After the footage Jeffrina turns around to look at the camera again. Jeffrina: Folks, here once again to accept his award... Misery! The shot goes to Misery who stands up and walks up the stage. Misery: I'm not sure if I should be wearing facepaint right now. I swear I already have one that looks just like this at home. Well, except that one says 2007 on it. Two years in a row, damn, I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. Does that mean I've been better than all the rookies both years?" He laughes a bit Misery: "Well at least I can actually accept this year's. As many of you may remember I was stuck in a hospital bed, and Christina accepted it for me. Thanks by the way. Feels good to actually accept it myself this year. So thanks to everyone who voted for me...again." Misery grabs his award and walks away with Jeffrina. Ernie - Ladies and Gentlemen... The first vampire in BUD... Valek! Everyone stands up for this legend as he walks with Naomi Banks and two awards. Valek: When BUD management called me up and told me they wanted me to present an award at the BUDdies. I denied them. How are you going to invite me for this and not give me an award of my own? He smiles and looks around the room. Valek: But then they told me which award I would be presenting. And its pretty much an award that im very much familiar with... This is the award for Match of the Year. The camera pans over to the screen where they show Seifer's "Gravel Pit Mystery" and Sparrow's "The Fate We Make." Both video footage fade out and Valek is left standing there with the award. Valek: Your winners for Match of the year. The real reason you bought the ppv... From Ultimate War 7, Sparrow vs Seifer! In a pretty surprising appearance, Seifer is actually on hand for the Buddies. In an even more shocking show for BUD fans, Seifer and Sparrow were actually sitting next to one another. Well, at least a couple seats away as they had some ladies with them but then again that’s what The Order does, they pimp out hoes for money and sleep with their hot sisters. No really, it makes sense because they don’t want no trash bag hoes!
Ahem so Seifer joins Sparrow up on stage, they had both gone down separate aisles to make things look more dramatic. I guess because they’re winning an award for fighting one another, not teaming with one another, even though they were doing that before they fought, so basically it was partners fighting�?hey, I bet no other partners have the guts to do that at a high level!
Sparrow: Well Well Well�?look whose up here and look whose down there? That’s right The Bird and the Immortal the old guys. Yeah the guys who are a part of the so called ummm…�?well whatever the hell the new generation of BUD is calling us. We do one match and we not only out do everyone but we steal the fucking show. That’s what we do. That’s how we roll, that’s how we rock, that’s how we put it out there, that’s how we blast this shit apart. The fans let out a cheer as Sparrow takes a bow and points at them. Sparrow: Of course it had to happen with this man right here. We have been in the shit. The Shit! Well maybe not... the shit is usually Vietnam but im talking the wrestling shit. We have had shown the world what a match should be and I can honestly say we have done it twice. Its actually quite intense to be winning this award with my celebrated rival but even more so to win this event with my tag team partner in The Order. Im sure we'll face each other one day soon, and maybe Seifer can even that out. If I was the rest of BUD though... I'd worry about The Order setting up shop here. Sparrow points at the audience with a look of meance and takes a step back. Seifer steps up to the microphone.
Seifer: You know I gotta say this is pretty awesome. I make a short return and wrestle in one match and that match goes on to win Match of the Year. I guess if anyone’s wondering if I still got what it takes to compete in BUD, well you can put that question to rest. What makes this even more seiftastic is I got to put on a show stealing, PPV stealing, year stealing match with my partner in The Order, Sparrow. Yeah I didn’t win but just like the Spurs, I’ll get the next one; we just seem to trade victories like that, IT’S NOT SCRIPTED AT ALL, I’M SERIOUS!
He gains his composure as he receives chants of “SEIFER! SEIFER! SEIFER!�?as if this was wrestling or something! Well, the famous people aren’t chanting, they want to look more reserved and what not but the fans behind them and above? Oh they’re digging it.
Seifer: So thanks to everyone who voted our match as Match of the Year and my opponent Sparrow for stealing the show with me. I accept this award with great honor since as we all know, I love winning. Oh and if you haven’t ordered it yet, be sure to order the Master of the Domain PPV tomorrow night! No idea whose really doing what but I do know that my boy will be competing for the MOD crown. It’s his time for redemption from 2004’s debacle and as the 2-Time Master of Domains and the best one ever, I give him my support in this Masterdential Campaign race against some dude who’s probably pretty miserable, so in the end, Vote Sparrow for Master or suffer in disaster!
Seifer waves a hand as he begins to walk off with his award.
Seifer: THANK YOU CHICAGO, GOOD NIGHT!! Sparrow: And Stay Classy.
Little immortal hip thrust and BAM they all leave towards the back. Syck walks out onto the stage and gets on the podium. | 
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