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From: MSN Nickname_§y©k_  in response to Message 1Sent: 8/17/2008 7:30 AM

Syck walks out onto the stage and gets on the podium.

Syck: I was told we had a few more minutes to kill... So with that in mind. I was going to give you all a preview of Identity Crisis 4 next month. But it feels like the right time right now. Please take a good look at this.

Camera zooms on the screen to watch the preview of Identity Crisis 4. The shot goes back to Syck who is trying not to laugh as he looks at the camera.

Syck: Sorry guys, that wasn't it. Stupid Sparrow was backstage earlier... You got it? Okay, so here it is guys... a Preview of Identity Crisis 4. Hope you all enjoy and I cant wait to put it out there.

The camera zooms in on the screen and it begins to preview...

Identity Crisis - Everything was jumbled

Identity Crisis 2 - You saw The Future

Identity Crisis 3 - A Spinoff was born

Get ready to experience a different kind of world.... Literally.

Identity Crisis 4 - The Final Crisis

Justin: I came on a time machine that you invented.

Sparrow: GREAT SCOTT! I invented a time machine?

Justin: Well... wait a minute. What year is this?

Sparrow: 2008.

Justin: Who is the President of the United States?

Sparrow: Hillary Clinton.

Justin: Yes, we're all doomed.

Sparrow: Do you know what this means? It means that im a genius! That I dont have to rely on my Bird Tower no longer!

Justin: Whoa there mad scientist! There is something wrong here. Maybe I just hit an alternate universe or something. Next you'll tell me that Bill Clinton is the Vice President.

Sparrow: Obama.

Justin: What the hell is going on here?

After carefully looking at the time machine which looks like a phone booth, Sparrow hits a button on the phone and... they are zapped into...

Justin: What happened? Where are we?

Sparrow: Beats the hell out of me.

Justin: Look, you invented this thing... sometime in... I dont know what year.

Sparrow: I think we have bigger problems.

Justin: What?

Justin turns around to see apes walking around and talking to each other.

Justin: Oh fuck.

They both get in the phone and try to hit a number but its too late, one of the apes see's them and he calls his ape friends to run after them. Justin hangs up the phone really hard and they are zapped again.

Sparrow: That... was... AWESOME!

They are in a cell chained to the walls.

Justin: We are jumping around in space into alternate universes. Who knows what kind of world is out there.

Sparrow: So in this world of yours... im a mad scientist who built this thing?

Justin: Sounds crazy, I know.

Sparrow: So where are we now?

Justin: Probably a world dominated by amazons.

Queen Gypsy: Amazons! Two pigs have come out of hiding! What say thee!

Amazons: KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL

Queen Gypsy: Pig... any last words?

Justin: I actually left something inside my booth, is it okay to get it?

Queen Gypsy: INFIDEL!!! I KILL YOU!

Justin and Sparrow are running from the Amazons when they get inside the booth and Zapped!

Sparrow: Are we safe?

Justin: I dont know, you wanna look outside?

Sparrow: What the hell is District X?

Justin: District X looks like... shit.

Zapped!

Sparrow: Do you believe in vampires?

Syck: No, not really.

Sparrow: You're gonna have to start.

Valek: Girls... Dinner is served.

Midnight: Fresh Meat.

Akasha: Cant wait to bite the blonde headed guy.

Identity Crisis 4 - Final Crisis

Coming Soon

 

Villain- Here to present Best Supporting Male... Kristen McMichaels.

Kristen walks up the stage with Naomi Banks and the award.

Kristen: Best Supporting Male is for the man in someone's life that supports them throughout the entire year. This man was there for Tani Lyons as a supporting character. For that kind of commitment, you do not go unrewarded. Your winner for the 2008 Best Supporting Male goes to Scott Addams.

The crowd in the way back begin to boo as Scott Addams stands up, kisses Tani on the lips, and makes his way up the stage. He walks right up to the podeum, grabs his award, and pushes Kristen away from him as he leans into the mic.

Scott: Ha, so now we have it that I'm up here because of the fact that I'm being awarded with Best Supporting Male. Now I know that everybody in the audience wishes they could be me, up here, accepting the award because I'm that damn good but I couldn't have won it if I didn't have Tani by my side.

He steps back and points at Tani who stands up as people begin to have a mixed reaction over the former bytch champion.

Scott: Her and myself are the only two that are worthy of even thanking because we're the only two that did anything for each other. Let it be known right now, I gladly accept this award for all of Tani and I's hard work bringing out the best in each other; everybody else is nothing but a joke. Hell, I should be wrestler of the year but this right here says I'm the best male in BUD and Tani is right along with me. As for all the ladies that wish they could be with me.. I'm still taken. And as for my other opponents for this award... heh, try harder next time, douche bags.

Scott Addams leaves but he goes the wrong way and is then taken to the other way around. Kristen is still standing on the podeum about to announce the next award.

Kristin: The next award is for the Outstanding Male. Many that have won this award have included The Jakal, Seifer, Stroma Bull, and Valek. These people may not be in the halls of BUD anymoe, but they sure do know how to be outstanding here in the Domain. Ladies and Gentlemen... the winner for this year's Outstanding Male goes to... Sparrow.

The lights in the building flash off and the fans in the arena begin to howl. The emergency lights flash on and as the fans look up they see a dark figure glide over the crowd. The figure lands on the stage dressed in black and as he stands up right he is attacked by several armed security guards. The lights come back on and the dark figure begins to hammer away on the guards punching one in the face, knocking another off the stage, he picks up another one up and throws him into the sound pit. The figure walks up to the center of the stage and eyes the Buddy award awaiting on the podium. He reaches for it and stops. Reaching down until his utility belt he pulls out what looks like a bag of sand. He weighs it in his hand for a moment and then grabs the award and places the sand in his place. He smirks and pulls off his dark mask to reveal of course Sparrow.

Sparrow: Hah! I just cost BUD more money on production!

The fans let out a howl of excitement as the person they were expecting to see finally speaks. He holds his award up high and the fans cheer.

Sparrow: Honestly I don’t see what you people see in me? I know I’m awesome and I know I’m good looking and clearly I’m the best male around but I have no idea what you see in me. I mean there is a better man here, more deserving�?

A shocked tone goes over the crowd and Sparrow nods his head.

Sparrow: Leaky come up here�?

The shot goes to Leaky Format and he stands up in his seat and make his way toward the isle as his music plays. The crowd claps there hands confused.

Sparrow: Nah I’m just kidding sit your ass down Leaky.

Leaky pauses and looks confused as his music stops. Sparrow laughs a bit as the shot goes back to him and nods his head.

Sparrow: I’m glad that you guys liked me and that you enjoyed all that I’ve done. I just try to go out every night and have fun at the expense of most people in this company while making it both entertaining for you and for me. I’ve won a buncha awards and titles here so it must be working. I got a lot more up my sleeve and hope you guys enjoy what’s coming and if you don’t�?/SPAN>

Sparrow pauses in his sentence and looks at the podium his bag of sand has began to sink down ward into the podium.

Sparrow: Oh shit�?/SPAN>

He quickly turns around to see a huge boulder roll from back stage after him.

Sparrow: THANK YOU!!!

Sparrow spins around on his heels and takes off up the isle as the boulder chases him up the isle and out of the building. Everyone turns around as Sparrow disappears in the distance. Meanwhile Kristen is still standing up on stage with one more award to give out.

Kristen: The final award of the night is the Wrestler of the Year. Past winners include Sparrow, Seifer, Sean Hunter, Mark Cain, and for two years in a row, NovaCaine. This year however, the tides have changed as one person has dominated the ranks without even being a contendor for the Heavyweight Championship. This year's winner for Wrestler of the Year is a first, for this person is the first woman in history of the Domain to win this. The wrestler of the year goes to.... White Trash.

Camera pans on over to White Trash who looks like she is shocked as she slowly stands up, kisses Shooter Jennings on the cheek, and looks at Misery who is sitting right next to her with his championship belt. She stands up and walks over to the stage, she grabs two awards as they announce she also won Outstanding Female. She puts both awards on the mantle of the podeium and looks out into the crowd.
 
White Trash: That's four awards in one night baby
! FOUR! I wanna thank everyone for their support and for votin for me even though they didn't have to.

She gets handed the first award being Outstanding Female and just smiles.

White Trash: For Outstandin Female, I just wanna say that it takes more than just tits and ass to be outstandin. It takes somethin like showin up for work and bein there for the 400th show even though I wasn't asked to go. It takes bein in main event calibur matches like the MOD tournament. It takes bein the bytch champion and holdin on to the bytch title for dear life. Outstandin female, you aint just born with it. You have to earn it. I earned my awards for this evenin and its all cause of ya'll up there.
 
She smiles as she looks at the Wrestler of the year award. She waits for the crowd to quiet down as she looks at her award.
 
White Trash: This is what makes you a legend in BUD. Once again, thank you to all the fans, my hillbilly nation, and all the youtube subscribers. But I personally cant accept this award cause I only did so little in this entire year. Im sorry ya'll and im definitely sorry to Misery, but I believe this award actually belongs to the one person that aint even here and should be here in the first place. Drew Stevenson.

A mixed reaction but a good one.

White Trash: Weather ya'll loved him or hated him, he should be here right now acceptin this award. Not me! I only came in the beginin of the year and Misery, even though he was Zarek Lyle this entire time, was here, then gone, then back. Drew was the one who was here without hesitation, bein put in matches every week and on ppv every month makin it known that he was a champion who could not be beaten. So Drew, wherever you are honey, I dedicate this award to you. I may be goin home with it, but you are the one that truly deserves this.
 
She takes the other award and walks with Kristen McMichaels and Naomi Banks. The camera pans over to Ernie Schvione and Ruthless Villain who are getting ready to say goodbye to everyone.

Ernie - That's all the awards we have.

Villain - We'll think of something new for next year, probably make it 3 hours long.

Ernie - The Domain would like to thank everyone for coming tonight.

Villain - We would also like to thank everyone in production...

Ernie - Why dont we just list the credits instead of naming everyone.

Villain - It wouldn't be a long list.

Ernie - Thanks to all the fans... Have a good night and we'll see you next year Chicago.



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