Ronnie: Well it looks like Cross and Gypsy is ready to begin.
Kevin: This feud has been brooding since the big man’s arrival in The Domain where Dante immediately laid claim to a tag team title shot.
Ronnie: Well you can never have enough gold. But to me it seems like the champs aren’t really being fighting champions and taking this challenge head on.
Kevin: How is that? Gypsy is about to take on the biggest and meanest man in professional wrestling today without even blinking at the opposition.
Ronnie: After tonight she’ll be lucky if blinking is even an option!
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The music swirls in and explodes over the speakers with a deafening thud of guitars and drums crashing at the same time as the crowd jumps to their feet giving a very mixed yet VERY loud reaction. The hardcore loyalists cheering him on like always but the majority of the BUD crowd very vocal about disliking him after recent actions. Cross stepped out from behind the curtain as soon as the music kicked in and wastes little time making his way down the aisle. The big man sporting a Haywire T-Shirt stops and double takes a couple fans holding a huge poster board with a really super old picture of Cross and Dante together in the middle of a very small crowd holding two tag team titles up in the air as fans are in the process of spilling beer and jumping into the picture all around them. The sign reads “The Ultimate Team�? Cross gives the fan a high five and the fan hands Cross his beer. Cross holds it up and chugs it handing the empty cup back before turning and running to the ring that’s about ten feet away and rolling under the bottom rope jumping up to his feet.
Ronnie: How is it wrestler’s are the only people who don’t get fired for drinking on the job?
Cross makes his way over to the corner and leans back hoisting himself up taking a seat on the top rope.
Redman's voice is heard over the PA system and the lights start dying and they begin to pulsate with the beat to Dirrty. The disco ball effect lighting circles the arena and a spotlight hits the entrance to the stage. A leg appears first from behind the black curtain. Gypsy steps out onto the stage very seductively. She comes to the end of the stage and stands with her legs opened shoulder width. She squats down to the ground very sexy, placing her hands around her left ankle.....slowly, still holding her ankle she lifts her butt into the air and you can hear all the guys start whistling and yelling. She licks her lips and grins. She runs her hands up her leg, finally placing them on her hips. She starts down the ramp blowing kisses at the fans. She makes her way up the steel steps and enters the ring just like Stacy Keibler. She does one quick walk around the ring winking at fans and throwing them kisses. She looks right at Cross and does the same thing.
Kevin: Well mocking the giant might not be the best approach when you’re already outsized so much as it is.
Cross hops down off the top rope with a smile on his face and slowly steps forward clenching his hands together just eager for the bell to ring. Gypsy stands about five feet in front of him looking amped up and ready as well. The bell rings and Cross darts forward but Gypsy runs forward and rolls between the big mans legs quickly getting to her feet and running to the ropes she comes back and ducks under a HEAVY clothesline attempt that probably would’ve disconnected her head had it landed. Gypsy hit’s the ropes on the far side and comes back with a drop kick to the knee. Cross stumbles forward as Gypsy hit’s the ropes and comes back with a clip to the back of the same leg. Cross drops to one knee for a split second then stands back up quickly as Gypsy runs forward with another drop kick to the same leg putting him back down on one knee again. Gypsy quickly runs off the ropes coming back with a shining wizard taking the big man down, she hops on top for the pin. 1...2..Cross THROWS her off and over the ropes to the apron where she manages to catch herself before splattering on the floor. Cross slowly gets back up to his feet looking frustrated as Gypsy springboards off the top rope and hit’s a Huricanrana into a pin. She sits on his upper chest and face as the ref slides in for the count. Gypsy reaches back hooking a leg, 1...2...Cross powers out again pushing her face and chest first into the ropes nearby.
Kevin: Gypsy is putting on one hell of a showing here, could she have found a way to crack the monsters armor?
Ronnie: I don’t know but if she ever slows down she’s dead meat.
Cross starts getting up as Gypsy climbs up the ropes and hit’s a missile dropkick to the back of the big man before he can turn around. Cross runs forward into the ropes and staggers forward as Gypsy is back up on the top rope she leaps forward as Cross is stumbling forward at the same time but before she can hit whatever she had planned Cross leaps into the air and mows her over with the meanest looking clothesline you’ve ever seen. The crowd makes an ooohhhhhh noise as Gypsy lands on the back of her neck.
Ronnie: If that won’t slow you down I don’t know what will!
Kevin: Oh my god that move just folded her up like a piece of paper!!
Gypsy lies motionless while the ref checks on her. Cross is pointing to his head saying he outsmarted her as he stalks forward the ref jumps out of the way as the big man picks her up by the waist and power bombs her right on the neck. Cross lays on her for the cover and as the ref counts to one Cross just gets off of her. Cross grabs her by the throat as the ref is asking him what he’s doing, the fans are booing and Cross rips her up off the mat.
Kevin: This is just uncalled for, why wouldn’t he try to finish her and move that much closer towards a title shot?
Ronnie: I wouldn’t count Gypsy out just yet, she’s hurt but not dead.
Cross in a mocking manner blows a kiss at Gypsy much like she was doing earlier then kick her in the gut and hoists her up for the Shadows Fall, aka Vertibreaker. Cross takes a few steps forward jumping into the air and driving her down hard on the back of her neck. She flops over holding her neck as the ref slides in checking on things again. Cross rolls over getting face to face with her holding her by the chin screaming “I’LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK YOU WHORE…THEN THOSE TITLES WILL BE OURS.�?/FONT>
Kevin: He’s not even out here for a win! I bet Dante sent him out here on a mission of destruction!!
Ronnie: And all the blame goes to Roxy for booking the match!
Cross stands back up pulling her up by the hair and out of nowhere Gypsy nails him with a low blow. Cross looks stunned as the big mans melons are probably swollen up bigger than Dante’s mangina. He falls to his knees holding his groin with both hands while the fans cheer for the hopeful comeback. Gypsy gets up slowly still holding her neck and wincing in pain with each move. She runs to the ropes and comes back with a forearm. Then another, and another. Cross is stumbling and Gypsy climbs to the top looking for another Huricanrana, but unfortunately for her the momentum was short lived as Cross catches her with a power bomb. He doesn’t let go and hits another. He lifts her back up again and spins around running towards the ropes where he power bombs her over the top straight to the floor. A loud holy shit chant breaks out all over the arena as the ref tries to stop Cross from following to the floor. Gypsy lays right on the edge of the ramp between the two sides of the crowd in the aisle holding her neck in severe pain. She’s rolling around trying to get up showing her toughness and will to keep fighting. Cross throws the referee away causing him to crash and roll out of the ring as he goes out after Gypsy. Cross picks her up by the hair and throws her into the ring apron, she doesn’t even roll in just smacks the apron and falls. Cross grabs her by the hair again pulling her up and this time rolling her in the ring by the waist band and hair. He kneels down pulling up the apron and drags out a table sliding it into the ring then walks around taking a chair from the ring announcer and throws it in the ring just narrowly missing hitting Gypsy on the mat.
Kevin: He’s going too far, this needs to end now before someone is seriously injured!
Cross slides into the ring and sets up the table then picks up Gypsy laying her down on it, he grabs the chair and places her head into the seat so when it closes it will close snapping on her neck.
Kevin: NO!
Cross stares down at her intensely for a moment and then turns and starts to ascend up to the top rope.
Ronnie: I think he’s looking for his patented Death Trip frog splash. If he hits this it’s lights out for Gypsy!
The crowd pops all of a sudden as Zarek runs out and jumps up on the apron pushing Cross off the top rope. He lands on his feet at the end of the table as Zarek runs into the ring pulling the chair off Gypsy’s head and hits Cross with it. Cross staggers but doesn’t fall. Zarek looks pissed he couldn’t drop him and runs forward hitting Cross again who only staggers back towards the ropes. Zarek this time looks a little shocked and swings one more time breaking the seat of the chair and denting the back piece out completely causing Cross to turn and fall/dive through the ropes landing on his feet outside.
Kevin: How is he still standing!?
Soon after the Mafia girls run out equipped with chairs and swarm around the ring. Cross hops over the barricade as Zarek climbs out of the ring with a chair along with all the girls but before they can do anything Cross backs up and then we see Dante stepping forward with an army of security guards. Cross is rubbing the top of his head with one hand and pointing at Zarek with the other while Dante waves with a big smile on his face as if he were telling Zarek I’m always a step ahead. Zarek turns and slides back into the ring taking Gypsy off the table and checking on her as The Mafia girls are still on the outside being forced to watch Team DOA make their get away through the crowd.