Hope you do better than these guys 
A mathematician named halls
Had some extremely small balls,
And the square of their weight,
Plus his penis, times eight,
Was two-thirds of four-fifths of fu*k-all!
The mathematician Van Blecks
Devised an equation for sex,
he proved a good fu*k
Isn't patience or luck,
But a function of Y over X.
A mathamatician called chuck,
was a virgin, and right out of luck,
so he calculated,
while he masturbated,
then concluded he can't get a fu*k
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