Um... wow... I want some of what you're takin'! lol

That reminds me of a joke me ol'Irish Granny told me....

 

Mrs. O'Conner came home from the Dr's office and showed her husband the bottle the nurse gave her and asked him what was it for.

 

Her husband didn't know either but he said to go upstairs to Mrs O'Flynn and ask her.

 

So she goes upstairs and the next thing the husband hears is glass breaking, shouts, and furniture thudding and just as he is about to go upstairs, his wife meets him at the door.

 

She's got a swollen eye, her clothes are torn, and her hair is all undone and in her face.

 

He says, "what in the world happened?" and she says, "Well I done what you said, and I says just as plain and nice. What am suppose to do with this bottle 

 I got from the Dr's??" and she says. "Go piss in it" and I says, "Go shit in your hat and the fight was on!!"