Check the Pic out, then sing along with the words below.....
Here we go - To the tune of "Winterland Wonderland"
Sitting here - just a drinking,
very soon - I start a thinking
My knackers are cold - and so's my asshole
sitting in a winter wonderland
Legs turn blue - in the garden,
cock is froze - can't get hard on,
but who gives a fuck - just my sort of luck
I'm freezing in my winter wonderland
Theres some lovely scenery in my garden
the grass..... it is all covered up with snow
now that I am finishing my beer
its time to get on my go kart and go.
Later on by the fire..
my balls are... getting drier..
my cocks thawing out.. and I start to shout
Its freezing in my winter wonderland.