I'm going to string him  up by his nuts, I swear! I'm having some medical tests done this week that require me to not have coffee, tea or chocolate for four days proir. My husband, in a supposed show of support says he'll go without it all as well. I guess that "going without" does not include the hours of 8 am and 4:30 pm while he's at work. You'd think he'd know better than to cross me like that when our mutual best friend is in his unit, and never lies to me about anything! So I confronted him about it last night, and he gave me some lame excuse about not wanting to kill his co-workers by going without coffee. Then he tried to tell me how sorry he was. Sure! If that were true, he'd feel guilty after the first time he did it and wouldn't have done it again.

 

I know this may not seem like a big deal to most people, but if you only knew the sheer amount of coffee I pour down  my throat most days, you'd understand. I have a two pot a day coffee habit! So, if you hear anything on the news about a US Soldiers wife going crazy and strangling her husband, that would be me! I swear if he so much as thinks about coffee today, things will be extremely unplesant for him for a very long time!