|  Identifying Paddy
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the
morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean,were sent for.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Seamus said "Yeah, he's burnt pretty bad, roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over.
Seamus looked and said, "No, its not Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he
brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yeah, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and
said, "No, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Sean said, "Well,
Paddy had two arse holes." "What! he had two arse holes???" exclaimed the mortician.
Yuh, said Sean, Everyone knew he had two arse holes. Every
time we went into town, people would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two arse holes...." |
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