My girlfriend and I had been seeing each other for over a year, and so >>we decided to get married. >> >>My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my >>girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very >>much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. >> >>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini >>skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me >>and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be >>deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. >> >>On Valentine's Day, little sister called and asked me to come over to >>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She >>whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and >>desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to >>overcome. >> >>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got >>married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and >>couldn't say a word. >> >>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead >>with it just come up and get me." >> >>I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. >>When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down >>the stairs at me. >> >>I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front >>door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight >>towards my car. >> >>My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he >>hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little >>test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the >>family. >> >>The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car." >> >>