To Be 6 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back
and forth,
 looking at herself in the mirror.

 Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for
 her Birthday.

 "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

 On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl
 of Lucky
 Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

 What a day!

 He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
 the
 Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

 Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
 reeling and
 her stomach felt upside down.

 He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
 extra
 fries and a chocolate shake.

 Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
 M&M's.
 What a fabulous adventure!

 Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
 exhausted.

 He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,
 what was
 it like being six again?"

 Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

 "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

 The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is still going to
 get it wrong.